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Recent reviews by RinaldsS

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
37.0 hrs on record (35.6 hrs at review time)
V Rising – 10/10 Would Get Sunburned Again

Started as a humble vampire just trying to redecorate my crypt and snack on some peasants… ended up fighting tree monsters, stealing souls, and arguing with my clanmate over coffin placement like we’re undead IKEA designers. The sun is my mortal enemy, garlic is a war crime, and every wolf I see might be a werewolf with a superiority complex. It's like Sims, but with blood and a lot more dramatic capes. Highly recommend if you’ve ever wanted to be Dracula and Bob the Builder. 🧛‍♂️🔨
Posted May 5. Last edited May 5.
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20.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Went from broke to kingpin with nothing but a hoodie, a janky RV, and questionable morals. Spent 45 minutes trying to hide a body in a bush—turns out, it was just sleeping. My warehouse caught fire, my crew is unionizing, and I think the local PTA is on to me.
Game taught me more about economics than 4 years of business school.

Would recommend. To a friend. Not to the DEA.
Posted April 13.
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23.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Clocked in for minimum wage, got chased by a teleporting monster, and watched my coworker get folded like a lawn chair. Manager still docked my pay for "poor performance." Truly a realistic workplace simulator. 10/10.
Posted March 17.
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173.5 hrs on record
Run for 30 minutes.
Find a can of food. No opener.
Run for 20 more minutes.
Hear gunshots. Start running faster.
Die to a guy named "LilToaster69" camping in a bush.

10/10, would jog across the apocalypse again.
Posted March 12.
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189.4 hrs on record (177.3 hrs at review time)
Minecraft for masochists

✅ Build a cozy base.
✅ Scavenge for loot.
✅ Panic as zombies tunnel through your walls like demonic termites.
✅ Die in the dumbest way possible (probably stepping on a landmine or falling off your own roof).

10/10, would spend 3 hours fortifying a base only to have a bear smash through the front door again.
Posted March 12.
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127.7 hrs on record (61.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Didin't really enjoy POE1, but i sure as hell like this one :D
Posted February 10.
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124.2 hrs on record (92.4 hrs at review time)
i shoot, i die, i cry 10/10
Posted February 16, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
here i will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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Posted December 22, 2023.
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60.6 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
V is the best key
Posted August 14, 2023.
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306.3 hrs on record (262.1 hrs at review time)
mm Its okay i guess
Posted December 12, 2021.
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