Recent reviews by Sassy

Buggo eat man, bug life good. Buggo eat too many man, man attack Buggo. Buggo attack man back. Buggo wins game.

(Im writing this for the steam awards thing, so don't take this seriously. It's an entertaining little mild RTS-ish game, lovely bit of fun when you want to, for the most part, shut your brain off and feed your buggos.)

Also that main menu music is kinda relaxing in a spacey way, I like.

How to win: Idle all the time and freak your friends out into thinking you have no life while you actually go play other games and have no life anyways. WARNING: This game will consume your soul and life like a cookie. Mmm, delicious soul biscuit.

Very nice game to relax with when you're not wanting to do a whole lot. Harder levels and difficulties may require some more planning/experience, but generally once you get a feel for things it's quite relaxing.


Many Bloons were harmed in the making of this review.

It cost 400,000 potatoes....to run this game for 12 seconds. Either way, neat little time waster, shame it's not being updated. Be warned though, it will suck you in with easy Scientists and fast progress for the first few days, but eventually you'll get longer and longer hitches in your progress. Reccomended only if you intend to check it once or twice a day just to have something to fool around with, would not suggest it if you intend to sit down and play it for a while.

Very fun to play together with friends! Very challenging for new players but can get pretty easy once you know what you're doing. Still, the constant new content makes it all the better!

For an early access game this is already turning around great! Not a ton to do at the moment sadly and very limited upgrades, but that will change as the devs continue to add more things to play around with. Mining minerals feels very rewarding as you watch the valuable counter go up closer to your goal. It's always exciting to find rare minerals used for crafting upgrades and cosmetics. The combat is fairly solid too. Not a huge amount of a enemy variety just yet, but the swarms feel like real swarms and the constant knowledge that every singe bullet and item use is limited makes it feel very survival-y. There are a few bugs to worry about so far, but not many game crashers or ruiners from what I have seen. The biggest worry you might have right now is getting into a game, some people tend to be pretty kick happy to lower level players, but that is kind of expected from any game. Overall I give it a 4/5! Great game to play with a party or friends!

Not actually worth getting the gold armor, especialy due to the armor not showing up half the time in game as of right now, but if you love the game so far and want to help out, then this is worth the money. Hopefully they will fix the cosmetic bugs and we can all show off our shiny golden armor <3

Another one of those underappreciated games. It's not big on story or character building, but for what it lacks in those areas, it makes up for in pure rouge-like challenge and randomness. And let's not forget the best part: them heavy heavy bullets!

Pros
- Fast paced and challenging gameplay
-Unique ammo system (You can go pick up your old bullets, but you don't have very many.)
- Very randomized maps with lots of possible secrets.
- Easy as hell to run on most computers
- Simplistic and retro art style that still remains interesting to look at.


Cons
-You aren't playing it yet
- VERY fast and sometimes annoyingly hard to detect enemies.
-F!#%#NG snakes. (Watch those bushes.)
- Hard to tell what most power ups do until you use them.
- Takes a while to get used to the default controls (mostly for powerup use)
- No saving, you die, you go right back to the start.

A cute, cuddly, and very slimey "farming" game. Upon first getting this game I had no idea what to think..I thought it was just another early acess type game that was going to be a waste of money. Then I discovered you can suck up the pink slimes and toss them off of a cliff..Okay, interesting and cruel, in a cute way. What's this? Rock slimes? Cat Slimes? Goshdangit so cute! The more I played the more I wanted to see what kind of slimes there were and the combinations you could make.


As a game, it's not hard to get the game "completed", but the time you do spend is rather interesting, though it definantly runs out of new things to show you once you discover all the slimes and areas. Still, cute and still being updated...worth the money if you can catch it on sale!

Only in beta and has more care and work put into it than most completed "big games".

Some interesting small yet amazing details I found include:

- Lessons in the Dwarven Language

-Hilarious and consistent dialouge between characters

- Lots of interesting lore if you look in the right places.

- Every time you boot up the game, the title screen plays a different series of Scaven sounds

- The Scaven will hiss insults at you sometimes, such as "Witch hunter!" and I swear one called me a "B!@#%"

- Characters interact well with pick-ups, having different things to say about potions, bandages, even the grimoires you find.


Not a true full out reveiw maybe..but I can't get enough of this bloody game, it's so great for a beta! It has a few bugs still and the content is rather short. Only 4 maps as time of writing, 2 of which are rather straightforward, the other 2 require a bit of exploring, which is fun. Loads of weapon types to choose between, and did I mention that there is a fat happy dwarf? Yes, that right there makes the game 10/10. Fat. Happy. Murderous. Dwarf.