Recent reviews by Toscanito

Perdi minha namorada, minha vida, oportunidades de emprego, vida social, para jogar com velhos rabugentos, kids chõroes e adolescentes com hack. Hoje em dia minha família acha que eu sou retardado por causa desse jogo

muito bom 10/10

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I was in Crystal and determined to lose my virginity so I just grabbed a hrothgar at a brothel and started making out with him.

There are roughly 170 million insects for every person on Earth.

this game sucks, theres no sprint, every class is bascially slow except scot but he is basicali worst class, he deals no damaj an has a reataded shotgun and baseball bat???? what???? and why cant I shoot thrugh windows?????? plus there is no aiming down your sights so the game forces u to hipfire and you have awful acurasy!! plus theres no killstreaks so i cant call in an ac130 or my pet wolves when i get like 30 kills in 1 life (which i do evry gaem btw) and theres NO ASAULT RIFLES. how am i supposed to kill with a needle gun??? i want golden ak47s not golden fring pans.... the graphcs in this gema are dumb the ar cartoony not reven realistic like what am i on disney channel why is this game rated m its like for little kids just looka t heavy he looks like a big panda!!!1 this game sucks once i tried to snipe a guy through window but i cant. this game doest now how real lief works. if this were a better fps game i would get a milion kills becos i would shoot through windos. but i cant. because this game sucks and aitn realistc. sldo al the wepons are dumb and not realistic. like how am i suposed to be a mercenary wen im trowing♥♥♥♥♥♥at pepol?? or when im using ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wepons that shoot lasers........... plus there's nor egerenating health. you cant survive in thisg ame you die every 2 seoconsds because teh only class is that regenatrs is medic and medi c is THE WORST CLASS!!!!11!! you cant kill ANYTING with medic. all he dos is use dumb needle gun, it deals no damag so medic is basically just a "kill me im dumb" class dont play as him. oh that reminds me YOU CANT NOSCOPE IN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 its awful really it is you cant' show all the noobs ur skill when you 360 noscope them becos the game is dumb and snipers only do damage when the lightenning bolt is full. so basically gameencouarajes u to hardscope and camp as sniper, game is badly desined becos it encourges no skill with snipers. if this were a better game i would get 100000000 kills by 720 noscoping n0bs through windows. but its not its a dumb game, no skill recired. also you only get wepons by buying dem or by wating for drop system to gvie them to you which is dumb, it enourajes doing noting not unlike i want to get my wepons by skill there should be credis and level up... also this game has no emblems???? and no clan tags................ this game is dumb honesti. its bad. plus theres no melee button, the melee weapons are all geven theyre own weapon, so if you want to knife ppl real quick u gotta switch........... so basiscally theres no point in melee cos by the time you switch you couldve alredy killed them with shoting............ theres no knives only dumb mele wepons like "bonesaw" and "fists" why would i use my fists in a gunfight??? game is dumb characters are dumb, only clas with knive is spy but spy is basically worst class, he daels no damag only good wen u r behind ppl and even then u cant stab unless not invisivlbe????? then whats the point???? ppl will se you behind them and they will shoot you?????? wow game is dumb 0/10 X2

could you guys stop speaking when i'm touching my willy it's making me feel uncomfortable

you can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls