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HELLDIVERS, WE HAVE WON. SONY DEFEATED AT 12AM 5/6/2024.

FANTASTIC MOVE.

tl;dr: Disco Elysium is a game that will do leagues better for you mentally than Twitter.

Disco Elysium is a game that every person with at least a High School level education should play. That is mostly due to it's topics and it's themes which are laid out in a wonderful and magnificent way.

If enjoyment is what you wish to get out of it, you'll know within the first 2 hours if you like the game. It's long, it's something you must take your time with and not rush. This is not a crazy action game that is going to have you blast criminals away every 5 seconds. Treat this game more like a novel at times, or like a isometric RPG like Bauldur's Gate. All the good story, but without the outdated combat.

This is a game that will lay out political, social, and economic viewpoints of life better than anything else cause it doesn't shove it down your throat like Twitter does with a chaser of KPop stans. It does this, while also letting you choose the most outrageous things to do, like adopting "Advanced Race Theory" in order to get past a racist, which then lets you tell him and his racist ideologies to ♥♥♥♥ off after doing so.

All in all, buy this game. You will not regret it.

You ever wanted a settlement management game that is both an absolute pain yet sadistically enjoyable in it's freedom?

Pick this up, I know the price is steep but holy ♥♥♥♥ it's worth it.

Don't wanna play in the space western stuff? The modding community is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ballistic, you can find a bunch of rule changers, aliens, new animals, weapons, items, etc-

Just but it, get the DLC later on. If it does go on sale (rarely) then just buy it all.

SW: Squadrons

Oh boy oh boy, let's get the Pros and cons outta the way

Pros:
VR Feels amazing in most ships
Controls relatively well
Strange but compelling blend of Rouge Squadron and X-wing/Tie Fighter
Crossplay
No Microtransactions (For now...)
Mix of Arcade and Simulation, easy for new players, takes time to master
Only 40$

Cons:
HOTAS Support is... Barebones, and possibly broken
O R I G I N LOGIN AT THE FIRST LAUNCH F U-
VR Menus are.... Interesting
No way to turn off some Video Settings
Story is lacking
5 v 5 ? Needs to be at least 16 v 16

Honestly? 8/10
Buy if you wanna have some fun with a few friends, not for the story. If you bought it for the story, you're lying. This is meant for matchmaking play as of now, Hoping with later updates we get bigger battles.

This is one of the best Star Wars games Period. This sits up there with Battlefront 2 and Republic Commandos.

Pros:
Giant ass space battles
Ships with huge cannons
AT-ATs
Tanks that can kill AT-ATs
ZANN CONSORTIUM
You can dRIVE THE DEATH STAR
Alderan is litteraly an asteroid field.
Easy to mount mods

Cons:
Sudden OP Rebel attacks
HOW DO THEY HAVE 6 ADMERAL AKBARS
Droids are weak as ♥♥♥♥.
Dead multiplayer (Unless you have game ranger)
Empire can only deploy TIEs if there is a ship with a hanger or a space station

9/10 Best Star Wars RTS to date, though no republic unless you have mods or buy a black market venator on some space maps

Unturned, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great thing it is.

It's like putting Arma 3, DayZ, and every shooter together then putting Roblox graphics over it.

6/10 Graphics
9/10 Gameplay
10/10 What the ♥♥♥♥ factor

It's an OK game. It is definetly more diverse than Minecraft but it's missing 2 things:
1. Controller Support\
Now I know some people have used a program called "Joy To Key", But it doesn't work well w/ terraria. What we need is full controller support. I know it's possible due to Terraria Being relised on Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony systems. I think it would be nice to be the first game to have Xbox One Controller Support, as it is easy to use just w/ a plug with a common phone charger.
2. Mods/Texture Packs
Now, everyone knows that most sandbox games have mod support. Minecraft, Garrys Mod, Etc, They all have mods and texture customization. I know that Terraria has some mods and 2 texture packs.... Let me repeat... TWO.
I think that it should be easier to make mods and install them, maybe a Steam Workshop platform.

That's all.
I really hope the developer sees this.

This is the biggest peice of ♥♥♥♥♥ I have seen in my life on early access with ,for unexplainible reasons, Ok reviews.

I played through the tutorial and landed in the middle of nowwhere not even knowing what to do.

And without the tutorial you can not get the resources you need, basicly it wants you to rough it without being able todo anything.

4/10 - Still needs alot of work

I have heard about the constant rave about russian tanks and planes being "Over Powered" but that is not the case. I have been playing russian this whole time and I've always got shot down by German, American, and Japanese (Which kinda doesn't seem likely as Russia was at war with Japan, but only 2 days before they were nuked) planes. Yes some where a level above but these are true to their real-life counter parts. I say Gajin has made this as real as they could without removing the fun.

First off: I would like to say that Valve is going the completely wrong direction to keep their fans.
The decided to do something that is very unlike them and made the safest thing they could put out there, another card game.
A game that is based on another game, that is based on another game.
Dota 2, in essence, is basicly like any MOBA that you will find out there. Bland, infuriating, HUGE amounts of microtransactions.
The only original thing it has is one of the most toxic communities in MOBAs next to LOL.

If you want a game that is actually good and not filled with microtransactions, just pick any singleplayer game from 2007 and lower. That was when games actually had a story and when multiplayer wasn't filled with cash-grabbing microtransactions and DLC.
When you didn't need all that to have a good time
When a bunch of friends would all play together and just have a good time, not worrying about stupid skins or not having the DLC.
So either just go online and find some free indie games with a good story, or pay for something.
The way you do this is not my problem, that is for you to figure out.

I will end this with an excirpt from the Lead Storywritter of Half-Life showing the ending of what was to be HL:E3

Alyx is Dota and CS:GO, G-Man is Valve, and Gordon is Half-Life and Creative Story-Based games as a whole.

Keep that in mind while reading this.

At this point, as you will no doubt be unsurprised to hear, a Certain Sinister Figure appeared, in the form of that sneering trickster, G-Man. For once he appeared not to me, but to Alyx Vance. Alyx had not seen the cryptical schoolmarm since childhood, but she recognized hi, instantly. "Come along with me now, we've places to be and things to do," said G-Man, and Alyx acquiesced. She followed the strange grey man out of the Borealis, out of our reality. For me, there was no convenient door held open; only a snicker and a sideways glance. I was left alone, riding the weaponized research vessel into the heart of a Combine world

Valve has killed off what they are known for,
Gaben has killed Half-Life,
Half-Life 3 will now never come to be,
The dream has finally died,
Don't be sad because it's gone,
Be happy that it happened.