Recent reviews by PeaTearGriffan

Geologist simulator

Spent like 5 minutes in isaac four souls coming up with the perfect strategy to win and then my opponent places a butter bean.

If one other person asks me to play that god forsaken game I will unleash horrors beyond your comprehension.

Heartbeat... Good. Brainwaves... Perfect. Blood pressure... Astronomical.

"I'm having a good life and love the world!"

Watcher knights:

First ever perfect game is a game about a schizo Italian and a giant sentient pizza, we truly live in a society

Whichever schizophrenic made this was hallucinating the good ♥♥♥♥

Entire world is ending and everybody still be focused on what the cat be doing

What a nice deck you got there, would be a real shame if the act 3 boss was time keeper

The same thing can be achieved with a super soaker

I enjoy this game, spelunky 2 would never do anything to hurt me, they're just misunderstood, this isnt stockholm syndrome, its a genuinely good game you just dont understand, the game keeps me happy, without the game what would i do? Its just having a bad day you just need to give it a chance and you will enjoy it i swear, the difficulty is perfect and i love every single part of it, there isn't anything i hate, if i hated it why would i play it, trust me you love this game you LOVE it, what is their to hate? If you hate this game its YOUR FAULT, this game is a GIFT. Please believe me, please you will like it just give it time you will you will, you...will, spelunky 2 changed my life, spelunky 2 definess what games are, spelunky 2 is the greatest achievement humanity have ever come up with, spelunky 2 keeps me sane, spelunky 2 for game of the century, spelunky 2 for president, spelunky 2 will save us. There will never game be like this again play while you still have air in your lungs, play or else play PLAY PLAY PLAY. play it you weilll enjoy ik. You havent lived until you play spelunky 2 and if you keep up not playing it then you wont have long left to live.