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6.5 hrs on record
A game that is expressly designed to mess with your expectations. Nothing is as it seems and things change if you look away.
It's a puzzle game that builds on observational skill, logic and 'out-of-box' thinking. Sometimes a bit of jumping and timing skill is required (which I personally did not quite like).
Do yourself a favor and consume as little media as possible about this game and jump in as blind as you can.
Pay close attention to what is happening around and sometimes take the hints on the wall very literally.
You can expect around 6 - 10 hours of puzzling.
Very much recommended.
Posted August 6, 2022.
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10.6 hrs on record
If you know how to communicate with your partner this will be a very enjoyable experience.
Being able to precisely describe shapes and patterns is required.
Compared to the precursors this game is much, much prettier and amazingly detailed.
But also the puzzles have massively increased in complexity, which I consider to be a good thing.
It's beatable in around 10 hours if you have to reattempt a few timed puzzles. These ones I found the be the only slightly less enjoyable parts because they can be very stressful but also full of waiting.
Overall though, this game is very much a recommendation!
Posted June 9, 2022.
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4.4 hrs on record
A delightfully corny western story, told by the unreliable narrator of the player character himself.
Crisp shooting mechanics to overcome some tough challenges, set in a good looking old west landscape to fitting music.
You can finish the campaign in around 4-5 hours on hard and I think it's worth the time and money you spend on it.
Posted March 11, 2022.
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505.9 hrs on record (120.6 hrs at review time)
This game tickles my programmer brain like no other. The way your logistics have to be set up resemble the way you would think about building software.
The graphics are a charming combination of incredibly detailed and lo-fi/retro which fits the game immensly.
Music playing in the background is calming but conducive to thinking.

Not recommended if you have addictive tendencies.
For everybody else: it's a fantastic game. Get it.

The Factory Must Grow!
Posted March 2, 2022.
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2.9 hrs on record
A neat little platformer that can be beaten in a couple session, but which also has some already built-in facilities for speedrunning or high score hunting.
Had a lot of fun with the platform mechanics and the creative art-style.
Posted May 15, 2021.
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44.7 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
This is the most intense shooter experience I have had in the last few years.
It is so much more demanding and frenetic than Doom 2016, coupled with the blasting soundtrack it is an experience like no other.
Posted March 24, 2021.
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14.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
If you liked Half Life or think you might want to like it, but can't bear to look at late 90's polygons, this is a _very_ good refresh which has been granted the Valve Seal of Approval.
Glowing recommendation.
Posted April 24, 2020.
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27.8 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Yes this is Mario Party.
But with Gore, Guns and G-even more reason to despise your friends.
Recommended with extreme prejudice.
Posted March 31, 2020.
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213.1 hrs on record (152.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
No game can make you hate yourself, your mates, and random other people just like this one.
Posted February 20, 2020.
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12.4 hrs on record
An entertainig little "horror" game, with some very predictable jump scares and waaay too much blood to be scary.
Around 8 hours of never catching a break or have anything go right. Not a must-play, but quite alright if you want a game to shoot ugly thing and watch their limbs come off.
Posted February 22, 2017.
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