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No this is patrick

Is this John?

jon exclusively eats at the chum bucket.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world of Pot Noodles ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as Milk Flavour Pot Noodles. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep eating Milk Flavour Pot Noodles. How much you can take, and keep forking it into your mouth. That's how eating Milk Flavour Pot Noodles is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get a Milk Flavour Pot Noodle from Asda. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't eating one because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that.