Hello, you motherfu***r ,thanks for wasting time reading my description:

I am wood

Conjuring and making love to demons since year 2 (Yes living for 2000+ years is an easy stunt)

So,I am very interested in MYTHOLOGICAL demons...(some people out there thought I ment satanism so let me be clear)

A person close to me once described me as: "Like a cat,behavior and needs-wise,but without the cuteness".

Will tell you (certified*) awful jokes

*Regarding that previous statement: I have a certificate for certifically certified bad humor (no kiddin´ I acctually do).

Clunk fancier.

Somebody once told me I´d make a good caretaker. I´d never ever seen someone change their opinion so fast again.

I have the proven ability to give people good sleep. Atleast everyone seems to be falling asleep around me. I must be either very relaxing or brutally boring.

Are you still reading this?

If so...have you thought about horses today? Cmon,that is important

I have yet to meet someone stupider then me,if you are mayhaps an idiot and illiterate aswell,then maybe we get along. Provided we figure out how to press Enter to send messages that is (Because I haven´t yet).

Now let me gloat over my achievements like a little kid:

-Beat Celeste (Christ)
-100%ed TABS (Yes I am that stupid)
-100% Platinumed DarkSouls 1
-100% Platinumed Ancestors: The Humankid Odesseyusese or however you spell it (Yeah,I did that)
-100% Platinumed Touhou Luna Nights (especially proud of that one)
-Developer of 2 games,one being almost done
-Helltaker fan (part-time)
-Beat NieR Replicant and got all the endings including the new one
-Reading all of the four big MSPA comics. (Jailbreak,Bardquest,Problem Sleuth, HOMESTUCK)
and apart from that...I play a lot of games and know a lot of ♥♥♥♥,if you´ve seen my library of 150+ games or however many there are rn,then you know I don´t need to justify myself here :)

Do I sound exciting to you?
No,of course I don´t.

So either you marry me on the spot, give me your money (this is a joke), or ♥♥♥♥ off

Namaste~