Should you ever be eating Chicken Nuggies you will be required to send them in a care package or expensive parcel to my P.O Box. If you do not oblige or try to pull a fast one you agree to being gunned down in the street by my minions.

If you made me purchase a crap game to play with you. I expect the full refund from you and interest for every hour we wasted playing said game. If left unpaid you forfeit your account and friendship to me.

In the case you are a whiny little ♥♥♥♥♥ or I just don't like you nor your attitude please follow these instructions. Click on friends & chat, locate my profile, right click and hover over manage. Please remove friend and give a generous rating of how you liked the friendship.

Should your review of our friendship be bad . You agree to being smited down where you stand. Not complying will result in an instant termination of your whole families life.

In the case you do not like this contract. Make your own to counter mine and then inform me so I can nullify your contract. This should be fair to both parties. ⁽ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵃᶜᵗ ᶦˢ ᵖʳᶦᵒʳᶦᵗʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳʳᵘˡᵉˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵃᶜᵗˢ⁾

In the case we tell each other secrets at a slumber party you are to respect the bro code. If the secret is leaked then you will agree to leaking blood out the new puncture you find in your flesh.
( See section 6a : Voodooism )

I am not responsible for any of the following:
Deafness, spontaneous combustion, disappearing account, bankruptcy, emotional trauma or anything related to legal matters.

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