A Noot is a Unicorn in the subfamily EquusNooticus.
The Internet cringe phase is called an oot. Unlike other members of the family EquusNooticus, Noots are interdimensional, alternating between our world and their habitats. Not all interdimensional Noots are considered noots, however. More than 3 known species of noots are found in North America, ikea, mcdonalds and the Florida keys. noots metamorphose through three distinct developmental life stages: Cringe, Internet Jester (oot), and Noot. Adult Noots have Noot-like bodies and return to the Internet everyday to cope, otherwise living in our world.
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