"i'm going to end it right here if i can't afford this" - KINGofMADNESS00

"This person sounds neurodivergent" - Anto

“I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB! IM GONNA BLOW UP THE STORE! I HAVE A BOMB! I HAVE A BOMB!!” - Luna

“I’m not gay I just like men’s tits” - BMT619

“I only spit cu.m” - Elliot Shark

"no way Ashton is busting to toy story" - DapeanutButter

“How do I redeem my gay?” - Me

"I don't have OVR im just stroking my ♥♥♥♥" - KINGofMADNESS00

“Dragon, do you know what Lego ballsacks look like?” - Luna

"When you can't sneeze, it's like edging your nose" - Me

“Can I cup your balls?” - Luna

“My girlfriend tried touching me inappropriately and I stabbed her” - random vrchat user, 2022

"I think my friend is dead. He has overwatch open and he isn't talking in the vc" - Anto

Who watches hardcore Lego sex?” - Elliot Shark

“He’s gonna get Garfield to eat his a$s” - Elliot Shark

"cause i'm clearly dating an infant" - Luna

"One of these bit.ches ruined the world and the other is Hitler" - Me

I got a large butt plug in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - Elliot Shark

"I'm the radioactive rope shooter" - Luna

"I'm gonna make love to sweet and sour sauce" - Luna

"skibidi goon" - DapeanutButter

“I’ve never seen Rust porn before.” - Elliot Shark

"I just sat on my nuts and I'm in excruciating pain" - Me