Jacob   Australia
Don't mess with the fruit man
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7.6 Hours played
This is one of the best games I've ever played. Definitely worth playing blind

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Anime Dream Boi Jul 8, 2023 @ 5:49am 
No, you cannot have my coochie, and you will NEVER have my coochie. I dont care if you add ‘may’ in front of the sentence; “may I have some coochie?” I dont care if you add please; “may I please have some coochie?” The answer will always be no, you cant have my coochie. It’s so rude, and people are doing it, I dont know why. To annoy me? Because they think they’re gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and they add nicer words to it? Its not gonna happen, Im not gonna give you my coochie. I dont want to, I dont- Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like you think it’s a bunch of cookies like I’m Britney the Bakery and Im just giving out cookies to everyone? I cant give my coochie to everyone, it’s a SPECIAL coochie, its reserved for the person who deserves it! And just because you ask for it all nicely, like in all Olde English like “may I please have the coochie? May I please haveth the coochie madam?” It doesnt mean you deserve it
The Dante Boots Jun 16, 2021 @ 6:46am 
Who ever this is, you where the 1st person to comment on my profile all the way back in 2011, just thought I would let you know
QuickFlow Dec 19, 2019 @ 8:26pm 
Who ever this is, you where the 1st person to comment on my profile all the way back in 2011, just thought I would let you know
troll egg Mar 3, 2016 @ 4:23am 
Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).
troll egg Dec 31, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
It’s the new year 😉 💦 🎆 🎉 and you know what that means 😏 💯 😩 time🕚 to suck off those party poppers 👅 👀 🍆 until they explode 🎉 🎊 💦 send this to 10 👯 👯 👯 👯 👯 of your BIGGEST ♥♥♥ slurping 🍹 💧 party 🎈 🎈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😏 and you will receive a visit 🚗 🍆 from the New Years knob munching 😁 master 🍑 💦 if you don’t get this 📲 message back ⬅ , you’re the dryest 💨 ♥♥♥♥♥ popping 🎉 🎉 pilgrim 🇺🇸. If you receive 10 1️⃣0️⃣ of these back ⬅ ⬅ , you’re the sluttiest New Years 🎉 party popping sucker 👅 😏🎊💦
Bigfoot Oct 10, 2015 @ 2:14am 
halp pls i is swallowinz ma chezburgra