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It’s no surprise that Mario – an unskilled warrior, whose only apparent skills were honed by fixing toilets – is able to vanquish the Koopa herd with such ease, and so little remorse, given that all of them, apart from the Big Daddy himself, are children.

Whether they have been indoctrinated, or forced to fight out of some misguided dedication to their father, Iggy, Ludwig, Wendy and co are fatally unsuited to open warfare, and yet find themselves dispatched with glee by a little portly man who can’t keep a tight enough rein on his girlfriend.

Mario should have set the child soldiers free, or at least gave them a bit of a spank and sent them packing, but instead, he kills them, and then needlessly explodes their castles, crushing their infant corpses for double the effect. He’s never done that before, and even King Koopa was able to escape his attempts to kill, so why the over-zealous over-compensation now – when the opponents are kids?

what is black and white? wack lol