Lome
Lome   California, United States
 
 
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middle2
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last played on Mar 29
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last played on Mar 25
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last played on Mar 22
ecig May 16 @ 8:32am 
i deserve to be r*ped because i am stupid
ecig May 6 @ 10:47pm 
You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy. Dresses you in a tutu and a tiara made of rusty barbed wire. Forces you to perform a ballet routine in a public restroom while singing off-key show tunes and juggling used tampons. Records the entire performance on a potato-quality phone camera and uploads it to every social media platform imaginable with the caption "Behold, the pinnacle of human achievement!" Prints out screenshots of the most hateful comments and pastes them all over your body using a mixture of honey and glitter. Leaves you stranded in the middle of a crowded shopping mall during a Black Friday sale.
ecig May 6 @ 10:43pm 
Your face looks like someone used a cheese grater as a makeup sponge. Retrieves a rusty, industrial-sized cheese grater from a dumpster behind a dilapidated cheese factory. Spends the next hour meticulously sharpening each individual blade to a razor's edge. Straps you to a dentist's chair with duct tape and rusty chains. Applies a generous amount of expired, moldy cheese spread to your face, ensuring it's evenly distributed across every pore. Slowly, with the precision of a brain surgeon and the sadistic glee of a torture enthusiast, begins to grate your face, starting from the forehead and working down to the chin, ensuring every inch of your skin is subjected to the agonizing friction of the rusted metal. Pauses occasionally to admire the "artwork" and offer unsolicited critiques of your skin texture and bone structure. Continues the grating until your face resembles a mangled piece of swiss cheese, then applies lemon juice and salt for "flavor."
cunsep Feb 21 @ 3:26pm 
:D
Draou Feb 12 @ 4:44am 
+Rep, Best Mordhau player I have ever seen. :mhfury: