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i deserve to be r*ped because i am stupid

You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy. Dresses you in a tutu and a tiara made of rusty barbed wire. Forces you to perform a ballet routine in a public restroom while singing off-key show tunes and juggling used tampons. Records the entire performance on a potato-quality phone camera and uploads it to every social media platform imaginable with the caption "Behold, the pinnacle of human achievement!" Prints out screenshots of the most hateful comments and pastes them all over your body using a mixture of honey and glitter. Leaves you stranded in the middle of a crowded shopping mall during a Black Friday sale.

Your face looks like someone used a cheese grater as a makeup sponge. Retrieves a rusty, industrial-sized cheese grater from a dumpster behind a dilapidated cheese factory. Spends the next hour meticulously sharpening each individual blade to a razor's edge. Straps you to a dentist's chair with duct tape and rusty chains. Applies a generous amount of expired, moldy cheese spread to your face, ensuring it's evenly distributed across every pore. Slowly, with the precision of a brain surgeon and the sadistic glee of a torture enthusiast, begins to grate your face, starting from the forehead and working down to the chin, ensuring every inch of your skin is subjected to the agonizing friction of the rusted metal. Pauses occasionally to admire the "artwork" and offer unsolicited critiques of your skin texture and bone structure. Continues the grating until your face resembles a mangled piece of swiss cheese, then applies lemon juice and salt for "flavor."

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+Rep, Best Mordhau player I have ever seen.

{LINK REMOVED}https://mega.nz/folder/NXE1GCgR#7oM3ReKrQLO_gKq96BamtA

come to brasil mang

Thank you he killed me once too many times.

I banned him

Hi Speeddemonaml

So your banned?

sitting on this profile with my ♥♥♥♥ out

thanks green

ur not good enough to play mordhau dork dont let me catch you on it again
i know you'll probably delete it now, but thanks for the comment; i was having a dry spell and thought i wasn't cool anymore

120 hours past two weeks remember that dork

i know you'll probably delete it now, but thanks for the comment; i was having a dry spell and thought i wasn't cool anymore

ur not good enough to play mordhau dork dont let me catch you on it again

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I'll be your meatshield in dark and darker plz add me back again king

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Love this guy

found old horde mode modd brody

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this guy sucks ♥♥♥♥

i dueled this guy and he put his short spear in my booty. Now im going back to pubstomping out of fear.

the GOAT of mordhau

i got lome to go longsword on longsword with me in 1s, and what can i say, dudes still got me 30-0... hes got the heart of a true warrior.

macro abuser

-rep know it all smartass who pretends hes reading your mind

+rep man got me to D5

-Rep Killed me in mordhau

+Rep Best coach now i get all the females.

+rep Buy coaching from this guy, very expensive but very worth

Most influential mordhau player ong ong fr fr

Lomey be good now, go go Lomey go...

The scrumptious quality of the music that Lome hath linked above, absolutely top-notch. It captures every moment and portrays such detail that you couldn't even comprehend if you were actually there.

https://soundcloud.com/cobbster-535338265/lomey-b-good/s-5FfXoYa7NzM
https://soundcloud.com/cobbster-535338265/lol

yo where the soundcloud at? lost my vibe music

FREE THIS MAN FROM THE GRIPS OF VIDEO GAME ADDICTION

turlge man plays morgauo

Lome!

free my man lome, HE AINT DONE NOTHING #freelome

Lome is a terrorist.

Semen gargler

actual spastic

the best mordhead i've ever seen

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If you are a beautiful cute femboy kitten, someone will put this in your comments.
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+rep plays with hackers might be one himself

People tell me you are a great mordhau player and you are looking for a super sexy coach? :imp_smiling: