Tried to get some zaza from him on the low-low and the mf ripped me off -rep

You’re getting a new hobby, I’m getting laid. You got a Master’s degree, I got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You’re fingering an intrument, I’m fingering women. You’re enoying your time with your friends and family, I enjoy mine with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You’re getting a promotiom, I’m getting down with women. You’re hitting a new record, I’m hitting with the girls. You’re good at your job, I’m good with the ladies. You’re learning self improvement, I’m learning how to be alpha. You have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I have plenty. I get laid a lot, you don’t. We are not the same.

+rep gigantic balls

hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

i like men uwu

-rep doesn't know how to play survivor, legit uses selfcares and plays like a blendete. HE EVEN KILLED HIMSELF ON FIRST HOOK