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Sony is removing my ability to play this game in the future, after I have passed the refund point. I never wanted to refund this game, but I don't really have many options. Either way I lose.

I did my part.

EDIT: Perhaps it is poetic that this game about a grim future of capitalism gone wild is thwarted from going down a darker path by the power of the people. Perhaps this is a valuable life lesson, and there's something to be learned from it.

Anyways, time to shoot some filthy communist robots.

absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brutal combat. Definitely for people who like to feel pain for fun.

This game has very few positive points. It is the FIFA of horror games. Gameplay consists of running in circles and thousands of dollars worth of paid cosmetics, an outright liar of a company, glitches and hackers as far as the eye can see, actual real-life environmental damage, and so, so much more. It would take nearly an entirely fresh game to burn away the rot of this company's actions, as well as likely the firing of every higher-up and most of the coders too. This is about as low of a group as you can get, do not touch it with a twenty foot pole.

ROCK AND STONE!

Absolutely amazing game- Possibly even the best of New Blood's sizable library of absolute 10/10 games. It's worth every penny of the 20 dollar asking price.

Having just beaten it, it's amazing. Go get it.

Review of every single item from a diehard fan.

English Bow
The weapon wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that it's innaccurate at any range, and only has any real way of seeing where it might go once the charge is totally complete. Tazers will kill you faster than Paul Walker did to himself.

Heavy Bow
It's a direct downgrade to the english bow, except it fires instantly. It makes up for that by having a massive reload animation that is about as slow and painful to watch as a baby seal crawling across a nailbed.

Light Bow
The best weapon in this game. It's a lite heavy bow (Duh) but with a reload that compared to the other two weapons reloads faster than Usain Bolt in a speedo chugged a bottle of Quik.

All of the bow weapons have only arrow mods (Explosive and Poison) and those mods we've seen before and better. buy either the ninja pack or western pack. The bows should've just taken the hit and gone down to secondary.

Melee doesn't bring anything especially worthwhile. Katana is simply better than both the great sword and the halberd, which both have swings slower than Brianna Wu's mental capacity. The sheild is ok, but honestly, in order to balance it, consider taking down direct damage, and make it block melee. It's a sheild. It should block SOMETHING. The Morning Star is the best weapon. High swing rate, above average damage. All around, best weapon in the pack. Melee should never be the glimmering star of a dlc.

The Javelin had potential, and still could be buffed to something solid. It's basically a higher damage throwing card, but with less ammo. It's easier to find, but it should be bigger, it's a freakin' javelin. Also, there should probably be more, given they're less effective than a grenade, and people usually won't use the spear as much. (Spear melee would have been nice. Long reach, but moderate damage and low knockdown? Sounds viable.)

The masks all look nearly the same, and are generic medieval knight helm A-D. Where's the cool Dallas mask from the trailer? Certainly, there were other cool masks and helms that could have been used instead. Even a worse offender is that these "Eh" masks reside behind achivements that are above the average pub player, or even if you DO have a group of four people, it means you have to have 20 dollars sunk into this dlc, that they have the skill to get these achivements, and then one person has to have this achivement done beforehand to be able to give the others this achivement. It's a cycle of pain that REALLY needs to stop. It's ok to hide content behind achivements, but in dlc, it should be a tad easier unless the dlc is made for a challenge.

As much as I want to like this, I really don't think I could use many of the items from this pack, other than as a joke, a challenge, or, as being a D&D fan as I am; take the items just because I love old weapons.

TL;DR, Don't pay full price for 5 bad weapons, and 2 mediocre ones.

Threw dynamite at my friend because he was infected. We both died

10/10 Needs more sewer levels.

Ruined my life and developed a hat fetish. 10/10

This game is definately not easy, as are most of the games referenced in this game. But yet it can't be called ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Any difficuly over medium is nearly impossible to beat, and YOLO is downright sadistic. The soundtrack is nice, but the enimies could use some work, design wise. some enemies seem to take up half the screen, and tear away from the 8 and 16 bit roots this game is based on.

7.5/10

Worth trying before buying, to see if you like it.