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Recent reviews by Jukebox

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668.1 hrs on record (74.4 hrs at review time)
Sony ran it back. Can recommend again. Have fun spreading democracy!
Posted March 5, 2024. Last edited May 14, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
552.2 hrs on record (308.0 hrs at review time)
It's a fun game and cool universe. The romance options are GOAT and the mod-ability of the game means that the future looks bright. The DLC was good, and I hope that (like Witcher 3) they continue to improve the game to make sure it's looked back on as a masterpiece in about 5-7 years.
Posted November 26, 2023.
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77.5 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I NEED A MEDIC!! SOMEBODY HELP MEEE!
Posted July 5, 2023.
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40.0 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
Really good for the Steam Grand Prix lmao
Posted July 3, 2019.
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806.1 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
very nice
Posted April 16, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
703.6 hrs on record (267.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counter Strike: Global Offensive is a fairly fun, but competitive game. It's really fun to play with friends and just generally goof around. However, the increase in the amount of smurfs and cheaters due to steam sales ruins the game for lower ranked players (Such as my friends and I) and even some higher ranked players.
So I say this to all the smurfs out there: sorry mommy never loved you. And this to all the cheaters: sorry you're insecure about youself. And to both smurfs and cheaters: please stop ruining other people's fun. The game is a fun game to play legit, so just play on your account, at your rank, and deal with it when you lose.
I am not going to recommend simply because of the enormous amount of cheaters and smurfs. I will update if I see a change, maybe because of VAC being updated to detect more cheat scripts (or however that works, I'm not incredibly educated on that topic) or perhaps increasing the game's cost to reduce people buying it on seperate accounts. Idk how exactly Valve, but I bet you can think something up to fix the game. P.S. Prime Matchmaking is a great idea and may lower the amount of smurfs, however since I have gotten it, it almost seems there are just as many.
Posted January 18, 2017.
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3 people found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Loading Screen Simulator 2017
Posted January 6, 2017.
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21.8 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
I take it back. This game is actually pretty fun. But I think this was just a product of a 3-way between Michael Bay, James Bond, and the little boy from Home Alone. Alright I've wasted enough of your time, now to go blow some ♥♥♥♥ up and tether goats to helicopters, buh bye.
Posted November 28, 2016.
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736.5 hrs on record (620.3 hrs at review time)
Barely played this game, but it seems fun enough.
Posted August 21, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
277.6 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is the bestest most funnest game I have almost played!
Posted July 1, 2014.
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