Recent reviews by [NEET] Jɑhens 🐸

This feels more like a ten dollar game at most.
I really don't like being told where i can and can't put things.

it really defeats the whole point of the game when i have to go back and put stuff where the developer decided it should go.

It's not a game, it's basically just a movie in VR.
There are two scenes, and only one of them actually lets you use your hands in any way.

Other than that, it's just dialogue and watching holo and myuri run around.
Which is nice, don't get me wrong, but i wouldn't pick this up for more than five bucks.

Vampire survivors, but you were bitten by a radioactive weeb.

New hands have taken over the company and decided to repeatedly censor the game and remove content, defacing a classic game and it's art forever.
It's only going to get worse. Never give these people a cent.

If you're really bored and feel like frying your GPU, go for it.

This is possibly the most frustrating game i've ever played.

It immediately and clearly has the potential to be amazing, but is absolutely kneecapped by it's movement and interaction system.
It's entirely too easy to grab something without meaning to, and despite being on a grid system, the machines you can place down don't "just work" in that they'll spray materials everywhere instead of depositing them right where they should.

It's like one of those "most unsatisfying" compilation videos, where something enjoyable *almost* happens but never does.

Honestly, you spend more time fighting the mechanics than playing the game.
You can use a sorting machine to sort ores out, but the ores will eventually just... not go through? They clog up on the grate and turn into a big pile that takes forever to sort through, or just goes everywhere when you inevitably accidentally pick up the sorter underneath.

Even later in the game, conveyor belts don't quite work right either. Again, you can use sorting conveyor belts to split out different ores, but i keep finding bits of iron at the very end of the line even though everything is perfectly aligned. There's no reason for it, it's just a buggy, frustrating game.

I'm also finding out that there is little or no information on how to progress.
The developer took down the fan wiki for some reason and put up his own, but there's basically no information there. No images, no explanations, nothing.

And in-game, all you get are pictograms. Images of objects that you may or may not recognize, roughly depicting... something? Maybe the dev is an ancient egyptian, and it makes sense to him. We've developed an alphabet since his day though, so maybe he should bring on someone who knows how to use it.

And now, after playing for a fair amount of time and getting basic automation done, i'm getting continuous crashes.
Maybe it has something to do with dirt clumps? I can't tell. The crash log tells me nothing.

Don't get this game unless it's at a deep, deep discount.

Factorio is a great game that can waste thousands of hours of your time if you get into it.
And on top of that, Kovarex is absolutely based.

After getting 10 hours into this game, i started getting frequent crashes.
This is a widespread issue, and there is no fix. It's never been patched.
This is a $60 game and they didn't bother bugtesting beyond the first two levels.

Does not run on a ryzen CPU
Countless bugs and issues besides that, do not purchase

A broken, unfinished and hilariously unbalanced game that even mods can't fix.