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A1 Sep 14, 2020 @ 7:25am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Poopsquats May 17, 2020 @ 5:43pm 
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. She constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Poopsquats May 17, 2020 @ 5:41pm 
My best friend and I got married so we could have better health insurance and work benefits. We sometimes give each other brojobs because men need release, you know?

Eventually adopted a kid to be our bro. We raise him like our own and we're all really cool with each other.

But the other night we were going at each other and our balls touched and he didn't say "no ♥♥♥♥". Did I marry a gay guy?
Art Dion Mar 2, 2020 @ 7:37pm 
he knew he was ♥♥♥♥ when his dad asked him to suck his di c k
Poopsquats Sep 6, 2019 @ 8:08pm 
I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.
Poopsquats Feb 15, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
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a long time ago in 1829 there was a little girl names Eliza she was murdered and tie to a tree thje next morning her body was gone.. they sayt she is a ghoist and comes to get revenge on the ones who hurt her.. and all hose her whurt others...

sedn this to 3 otehr friends or she'll come for tyou tnoght....