In the current digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumours about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander... All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.


Make fun of me when I have a Pokémon as my profile picture, k? ktnx.

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"Let's jew it" -Mogi 2015

"DUDE WHAT THE F*CK THIS ISNT F*CKING BORDERLANDS STOP PICKING UP GUNS" -plz just let me derank already, Counter Strike Global Offensive

"I tried to screencap your mom's ass but I couldn't find a resolution that's big enough" - Bon Bon 2016

"Sh*t, I can't, f*ck" -Bon -2017

"Why can't I sleep with you? Damn it" -Nignoggins

"No, I can't hear you because I can hear you, but I'm deciding not to listen" -Davak

"I have this +4, but my momma didn't raise no p*ssy" -Gigabyte as he has one card left on Uno

"The music is so peaceful here, now I'm gonna have to kill everything that moves" - CYBER-DRAG0N

"I hate this guy's hair, give me his ass" -Juju

"Nevermind, we can't, f*ck" -Bon

"I say hello, open the door, then threaten them with a shotgun and tell them to leave." -Crazed Buttstabber

"There's gun suicide in difference languages. Y'all wanna die in French?" -Cactus 2023

"I keep finding penis books, give me a second" -CrisKeye

"He died how he lived, fully monetizable"

Hellfire: "Your mom"
FireGun: "Yeah she's dead and nothing but a pile of ashes"
Hellfire: "Did you know you could turn her into diamonds?"
FireGun: "Wow, she can finally be useful for once"

Hellfire: "I just murdered an entire family"
Gigabyte: "That's pretty poggers"

Hellfire: "Cute boys make me tired"
Davak: "Then go sleep"
Davak, three seconds later: "NO WAIT, SH*T! F*CK!"

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"I drink better when I'm flying" -Rads

"Can you, F*CK!" -Rads

"Screw flashlights, I can glow in the dark" -Rads

"I'm gonna rape a Hobbit, I swear to god" -Rads

"If this was Battlefield, that tank would go flying- never mind" - Rads

"Imma say something, the F-16 has Tourette Syndrome but people aren't ready for that conversation" -Rads 2024

"Imagine Freddy Fazbear driving an F-16 into a Waffle House drive-thru" -Rads 2024

"Freddy Fazbear hit the Pentagon!" -Rads 2024

Hellfire: "You're a big boy now."
Rads: "I'm a dwarf you racist c*nt."

Rads: "Yo where these f*cking hookers at?"
Hellfire: "What do you mean?"
Rads: "I don't f*cking know, I must have wiped their species out"

Hellfire: "Rads is too busy jacking off two sides of a war"
Rads: "YES!"

Rads: My day so far now, see someone get shot in the chest by police then after I start listening to "It's Not Unusual"

Hellfire: *Shows Rads the Pentagon on NITE Team 4* "Tada!"
Rads: "The Pentagon? It looked better with a plane in it."