You really want to make me lose it and go alpha mode on you, don’t you? Is that what you want? That’s what you want isn’t it? What I suppose you also want me to kiss you? What you want me to make out with you? Do you want me to pin you down and move my lips down to your neck and mark it? Do you want me to leave hickies on your thighs too?? Is that it?? Huh?? What do you want to have passionate, loving sex? That what you want? Do you want to fall in love and look into eachother’s eyes, knowing you and I are the only people in one another’s lives that truly understand the other? Do you want that sweet, intimate moment to last forever?? Hmm?? Do you want to slowly let my tongue enter your mouth while we explore eachother’s bodies?? Huh?? Is that what you want?? Is that what you’re trying to get out of me??

How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐

Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦

Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅

Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐

Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐

Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐

Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)

Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈

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I'll step up .-.

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