-rep this guys comments are cursed

-rep i was hiding in his closet and i think i saw this mofo literally eat his buddies butthole

-rep this guy literally came over to my house, and when I answered the door he quite literally ate my butthole. I kid you not, he seperated the butthole from my body and slid it down his greasy throat. I have never seen anything like it in my entire life. It blew my mind. Then when he was through with this vile act he gave me a mere 2 dollars. TWO DOLLARS. TWO FRICKIN DOLLARS FOR THE LOSS OF MY BUTTHOLE. WHY? GIVE IT BACK AND TAKE YOUR BLOOD MONEY BACK. WHY, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

ate my shorts