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is gud

we love the company.

there are femboy mods that is an automatic recommendation

eh.

i want to love this game. really. i do. its just, kind of underwhelming. the game is poorly optimized, i have a RTX 2070 super and a ryzen 7 3800x and it still only reaches to about 70 fps, which really ♥♥♥♥♥ with me cause im used to 144 fps or higher. i get that this is still in early access but, if you are going to release a game that is hyped up so much, maybe make some last minute optimizations and fixes. in its current state i cant really recommend the game unless you dont mind 50-70 fps. but hopefully as the game ages it will get better optimized textures and models and objects.

this game is better than sex. i think. idk i havent had it before because i play doom eternal.

ok so this game is like if you took a bowl, put a piece of plastic in the middle, separating two halves of the bowl and then took a massive arse destroying ♥♥♥♥♥ and put a spoon made of solidified donkey urine in one side and then put the most silky smooth milk, the most delicious cereal and a golden plated spoon in the other. the ♥♥♥♥♥ side is obviously Warzone and the amazing side is, obviously, LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. i can not describe how absolutely horrid the Warzone mode is. its so bad i played it for only 10 minutes and immediately quit because of how horrid it was. Warzone is like if Fornite (an already ruined BR) and apex (an overrated BR) had an inbred baby with a skin tone that looked like shreks semen. this game is REALLLLLLLYYYYY not my taste, but hey if you play it just know this review isnt berating you its berating the game. play what you wanna play and i wont judge you. imma be honest ive probably played worse. 9.5/10

boneworks is one of those games that i constantly think about playing, i dont know what it is about this game but theres so much wonder behind it, it just so good and i always see myself going back to this game constantly. not only does it have a great campaign it also has a great zombies mode, a good arena fighting mode, and a wonderful sandbox mode. and just to top it all of it is moddable and modding it is even supported by the devs of the game. the modding is so easy, its just drag and drop and its in the game. so far ive encountered suprisingly no bugs, modded or not. this game is great. if its on sale buy it. if its not buy it. if you dont have this game yet, what are you doing? 10/10 actually no 11/10.

this game makes me ♥♥♥ more than when i see master chief and his big oiled up dumpy

THIS ♥♥♥♥ IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH CALL OF DUTY I BUY THIS FOR 60 DOLLARS AND THE NEXT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEK IT GOES ON SALE FOR 20 WTF ACTIVISION