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Deadly
Belgium
I sold my soul to the devil
I sold my soul to the devil
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Welcome to My Profile

:bc: Level 5+ only
  ↳ If you’re still learning the controls, this is not a safe space

:bc: Invite me to groups
  ↳ If the vibes die, it wasn’t me

:bc: Do NOT spam invites or messages
  ↳ I don’t mute. I erase

:bc: PC Specs (baseline competency check)

CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5700X consistent, unlike randoms

RAM: 32GB because bottlenecks are a skill issue

GPU: RTX 4060 runs everything, excuses included

About Me

:bc: I play fast, aggressive games
  ↳ If your playstyle is “slow and immersive,” uninstall peacefully

:bc: Genres: FPS & Horror
  ↳ One punishes hesitation, the other punishes weakness

:bc: Actual Masterpieces

CoD 4: Modern Warfare

CoD: Black Ops 2

Resident Evil series (before difficulty became optional)

:bc: Other Games I’ve Survived

Payday 2 carried lobbies that didn’t deserve it

Rainbow Six Siege every loss was “lag,” I’m sure

Call of Duty: MW3 / BO3 / IW / MW2 / AW / WaW
  ↳ I’ve seen enough to know when it’s not the game

:bc: Hyped For

New Resident Evil
  ↳ Hope is high. Mercy is not.

Contact Me

:bc: DM me if you’re confident
:bc: DM me if you’re cracked
:bc: If you’re average, observe from a distance

:bc: Casuals don’t read this far
:bc: If you did, welcome to the boss fight
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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
👍 “Ethan Must Die” more like I Must Cry

This game made me question my life choices.
Main story? 10/10 immersive, terrifying even my pants filed for early retirement.

But then I tried to 100% it.
Ethan Must Die appeared like a cursed relic from hell.
Random guns. Random loot. Random trauma.
I’ve seen slot machines with better odds.

50 attempts later, I’m no longer a man…
I’m a molded creature powered by caffeine and regret.
My family stopped asking what I’m doing. My dog looks disappointed.
Every time Ethan dies, a piece of my soul leaves my body and joins the Baker family.

Would I recommend it?
Absolutely. It’s a masterpiece.
Would I play “Ethan Must Die” again?
Only if Capcom pays for my therapy.

🔥 10/10 Ethan died, I died, we all died.
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