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14 people found this review helpful
943.9 hrs on record (679.1 hrs at review time)
i want for the game to be good.

there's no way to fix fortifications that were constructed wrong. there's nothing that teaches you how to build fortifications correctly. the result is people that want to help, but don't know how, and their mistakes weigh on the ones who do know how to build, and they are already on suicide watch.

click lock is a windows feature that you can use to help gather scrap without giving yourself an RSI. scrapping shouldn't be this bad: it feels like a placeholder system implemented years ago, and the devs have sunk into such a pit of mediocrity that while it was once slated be replaced with gameplay, they've since just said "♥♥♥♥ it" and consider the system done now.

in text chat, someone once said, "I hate this system" and several folks immediately replied with some variation of, "which one, the tech system or the ai system?"

this game has problems, but so do i. i built a bunker base, stole enemy harvesters, crewed a tank, grated cheese, and had fun with artillery. and i'll never do it again because this game is designed to be miserable to play.

i've updated this review to confirm that the game is getting worse instead of better. it's been a couple of years and they've made a couple of updates, so i popped back into a war because i hate myself. they've convoluted systems that were already atrocious, i've experienced more gamebreaking bugs and crashes this year than the last time i played, server stability is remarkably worse, and the game balance is, to my fury, also worse.

back when i used to be among the screeching choir of players begging for game balance, the devs said "we can't make reasonable decisions because we're still _gathering data_." ladies and gentlemen, it is with disgust that i inform you that the devs are still _gathering data_. it's been years and all they've accomplished is muddying the waters with more stupid items and vehicles that no one asked for. they've hammered idiotic bandaid fix on top of bandaid fix for literal years now: it shouldn't be a surprise that their product is actual trash.
Posted February 14, 2023. Last edited January 5.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
i'm furious with how absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor the multiplayer is
there had been a steady improvement from dark souls 1, to 2, to 3, to bloodborne
this is a giant step back... off of a cliff
Posted February 24, 2022. Last edited February 24, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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115.4 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
one thing that i am disappointed with is genital customisation
they said that would be a thing but it's just ♥♥♥♥ or vag - hooded or non - big or small
where's the hydra tip extension with exploding jizzum sachettes?
it is 2020 and we have alien egg ovipositor sex toys NOW
are you telling me that in 2077 the best they can do is HOODIE OR NO
Posted December 11, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,414.7 hrs on record (347.5 hrs at review time)
kenshi is a good game
Posted May 3, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,483.4 hrs on record (664.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
varan play csgo with me
Posted December 8, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
i bought this game to hunt monsters with friends

i still have not figured out how to do that
Posted August 11, 2018.
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12 people found this review helpful
453.8 hrs on record (265.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the development route focuses on a terrible crafting system

it's basically just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minecraft now
Posted February 16, 2017.
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