Recent reviews by Broke Machine

My balls itch

The fact that this game didn't even get nominated for Best Soundtrack at the Steam Awards is criminal.

Doesn't have Greydwarves in it

Gave my friend a gambling addiction

You can play as Gary Buster Holmes

I forgot to review this when I first completed it but the main story is extremely well-written and compelling, the gameplay feels like a solid improvement over Yakuza Kiwami 2 and the side content is as wacky and entertaining as always.

Anyone who's a fan of the mainline Yakuza games should definitely give this and Lost Judgment a go.

This is the best RGG Studio game ever made and no one can convince me otherwise.

My favourite catboy simulator

I didn't think I liked platformers until I played this one.

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial land tank outside Rubicon. He's well protected. But with the right team we can punch through their defenses, take this beast out, and remember that Centurion Oryx took right after you landed on the Dreadnaught? Then the Centurion and that Taken Ogre tried to stop you from killing the King? Heh. Didn't work.

So the Centurion's bond-brothers are pretty angry they lost their commander. They're leading a team to blow the Dreadnaught's core. The core goes, and most of the system goes with it. You're gonna make sure that Taniks has no house, he kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him since Wolves broke their chains, yes? Now Taniks works for Wolfpack, but not for long. Taniks has come to plunder the Hive. Avenge the dead. Stop him from stealing the dark.

Lift field distortion! Ketch just above you. Ooooh, Taniks has called you out, Guardian. You have been challenged in the ways of old. Taniks is jamming our comms. Fight well, Guardian. Fight for honor. Notorious mercenary dead. No small matter. You will be rewarded treasure from the Queen— and the Fallen will continue to claw at the walls of our City unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Cosmodrome, in the shadow of an old colony ship we have located the House of Devils' Lair, and the High Servitor feeding them their strength.

We must destroy this machine-god, and you just don't quit, do you? Took out Ghaul, woke up the Traveler, and now half of what I hear in the streets is how you and your clan are making a difference. And that's why I started this whole clan thing in the first place. People are still waiting for the Vanguard to lead the way. But it's time for a change! And Guardians like you are making it happen. No pressure.