HELLDIVEEEEEEEEEEEEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10/10 will Uber again

i assisted in this man roasting at least 35 innocent orphans alive

my government will hunt me down for the memes i post

I fu*king remember you. You were the person on the shounic tf2 server that sucked my ♥♥♥♥ and violently shoved your ass on my face and told me "Take this big boy~" and sat me up for 3 minutes while repeating the same fu*king phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? horny boy~" Then, you squeezed your thighs on my face, you then said "Choke on it, boy!" and left me to rot in HELL, not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, every time i eat or drink i can still taste your salty, thick ass in my throat. Now, everytime i'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and launching your thick ass at me

now replace "mujahideen" with "gooner", "islam" with "shounic's trenches" and "Allah" with "Shounic"