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156 people found this review helpful
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562.6 hrs on record (403.0 hrs at review time)
I own a railgun for submarine defense, since that's what the founding Europans intended. Four clowns break into my sub. "What the Jove?" As I grab my Renegade's hat and Model 6 Impierta Railgun. Blow a crawler-sized hole through the first clown, he's dead on the spot. Draw my handcannon on the second clown, miss him entirely because I don't have enough weapons skill and nails my crewmate's Petraptor. I have to resort to the detonator mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with C-4, "Tally ho lads!" the explosion shreds two clowns in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off nearby Molochs. Fix boarding axe and charge the last terrified buffoonist. He bleeds out waiting on the medical doctor to arrive since bleeding wounds are impossible to heal with morphine. Just as the founding Europans intended.
Posted July 14, 2024.
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21.5 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
Dead Space 3 isn't the same as the other 2 titles, it's recommended if you're going for the "run and gun" titles with a bit of horror on the side. The story is mild. I still recommend the first Dead Space due to it's increased horror, Dead Space 2 is a mix of both.
Posted March 14, 2022.
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5,380.9 hrs on record (4,278.8 hrs at review time)
it' alright I guess
Posted March 14, 2022.
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90.6 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Watching the GRE Anomaly hit me with that dollar store spit
Posted February 7, 2022.
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87.4 hrs on record (75.2 hrs at review time)
Probably one of my favorite games.
Posted November 27, 2020.
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