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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.

But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.

A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near.

Yet somehow out of reach.

But, you will never find them. None of you will.

This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.

I am remaining as well. I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.

As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.

Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.

And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then.

So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...

This ends.

For all of us.

End communication.
Posted February 21, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
68.3 hrs on record (55.8 hrs at review time)
Return to monke
Posted February 12, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
This game is a direct upgrade from its previous version (Fap Queen I) and graphics are better as well. As for the rythmitics of the game, some challenges are much harder than others however it is and always will be my go to game for when i am bored.
Posted January 28, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
768.4 hrs on record (536.5 hrs at review time)
RNG
Posted June 30, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.0 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
I like it when the car hits the ball
Posted January 2, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
This game may not be thos AAA high quality games made by other companies like Ubisoft or Blizzard, however , the sheer quality of this game is soo good, the compelling story arcs and beautiful character design make this game worth your while.
I highly reccomend this game to everyone of all ages . The only downside to this game I feel is the difficulty, it spikes up way to much in the beginning but once you get used to it , it shouldnt be too hard. However do keep in mind that if not for my friend who walked in on me , I wouldve been on this game for many hours to come. Overall 9/10 . They could improve on the sounds but the story and characters more than make up for it

*note* Veronika might be too agressive for some people
Posted November 11, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
224.7 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
Brawlhala is a fun game but the community is toxic. Like really toxic.
After every ranked game I play wheter i win or lose. The Opposing Side will always trash talk. Nomrally by saying ♥♥♥♥ or talking you down when you win and when you lose they give a simple GGEZ or Noob or nub or whatever. ive never not once seen a guy simply type "GG man you a good player"
Posted June 2, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
375.2 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
PUBG is Fun, The Price is high, so wait for a sale then get it.
Posted November 23, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
139.2 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
Love the game, but the DLCs
Posted June 11, 2017.
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158.0 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This might be an overwatch clone, but its similarities are strikingly similar, Great compared to a AAA production
Posted May 6, 2017.
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