+rep let my friend get a goal from being back from 2 yrs

I WAS JUST JERKING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥DID THAT HURT,

AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA.NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY♥♥♥♥♥♥BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY♥♥♥♥♥♥ I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥ING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT SHOULD I DO

+rep! good trader!

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Stalin is cuming for u with his T-34's wut do u do?