Groyper meme enthusiasts

SO

We're going to have e-sports and board game leagues for wrongthinkers.

Events this season:

• Fischer Random Chess, or Chess960 as it is commonly referred to. This is the same rules of normal chess, but the home row is randomized so it doesn’t give an edge to people who have autistically memorized thousands of chess openings. You are forced to rely on your intuition and ingenuity. Also it was invented by Bobby Fischer, one of the 20th century’s most prominent wrongthinkers, because he was pissed off chess had become too zogged.
  
  
• CS:GO Comp – to display your superior murderous teamplay. Separate events for US and EU, for obvious reasons, though you can elect to choose players in the wrong region to play and eat the pingtime. Each team selects two maps, opposing team vetoes one of the other team’s selections, referee chooses third map not chosen by either team.
  
  
• CS:GO Wingman – display your raw capacity for superior response times in a 2V2 CS:GO match. Same deal-- separate EU and US as well, same map selection criteria.