The Brewstacrewstion

I. Always stay within the confines of acceptable morality when dealing with your fellow Brew.
II. Others opinions shall be respected, but differing opinions will be aloud to flourish within a rational debate.
III. Participation in one Brew Crew event per year is requirement, unless the absence is excused.
IV. A significant other can't force a member of Brew Crew to choose between them and the Crew, and vice versa.
V. In order to exit Brew Crew, the party in question must choose to leave on their own free will or an unanimous vote must be held.
VI. In order to be readmitted into Brew Crew, the party must decide they want to rejoin and put the decision to a vote. The vote must be almost unanimous.
VII. Rational complaints are conducive to a healthy Brew Crew environment, but slander of the group or it's members won't be tolerated.
VIII. All Brew gatherings and events must be open to all members except in the case of certain Brewbations.
IX. The Brew Crew is a sacred order, a brotherhood for life. Thou shalt be honored to be a member of the greatest family in the world.
X. Excessive violation of the Brew of Rights will lead to customized Brewbation based on the individual and their actions.
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XI. A vote will be held annually for Brew Council by Brew Council. There will be no term limit, or limit of powers. This is Brewmacracy.
XII. The Age of Consent.
XIII. Never feed the Gage
XIV. All Brew Bitches must be kept on a leash at all times during Brew gatherings and events.
XV. Inadequate wordplay is required when naming all things related to The Crew.
XVI. Austin Hogue is a fanny bandit.
XVII. I don't like Ian's face, I don't trust it.
XVIII. Sprang Break...
XIX. Jake Davis never be Brew Crew, but he'll always hang out with us.
XX. Jews are the reason for all the world's wars. Also 9/11 was an inside job.
XXI. Joseph McKnight and Daniel Davis will have a drinking limit until they prove they no longer require one.
XXII. ANAL IS IN!!!
XXIII. Fellow Brews shall not make eye contact during a devil's three-way.
XXIV. Thou shalt always catch these hands.
XXV. Never partake in the last Brew unless you've been given specific permission to do so.
XXVI. A Brew's actions while intoxicated must be forgiven.
XXVII. When a Brew pays for the alcohol of an event by themselves, this must be made to all present and made out to be the greatest feat in all of human history.
XXVIII. Daniel Davis will decide his own drinking limit.
XXIX. If any of this Brewstacrewtion is violated, flip flop spankings will be administered to Joseph McKnight in the penis.
XXX. The Brew House is always wherever Zachary D. Turner lives.

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