Do i make you creamy baby?

I know what you filthy infidels might be thinking right now.
Whom'std be this niggard posting on my feed?!
Well, filthy religious people. I say jerusalem is ours! And by that I mean to re-introduce you to the finest gentleman's club in all the land.
MAYONAZE!
Alongside the rebirth of our great establishement, I, the Kingest of Kahuna's invite you. Nay, beseech you! Rejoin our ranks!
Only you have the power to make MayoNaZe great again.
Let's build a big fucken wall and become known as the creamiest of them all!
I'll see all you infidels soon, or soon to be creamy conscripts. ;)
Cy@