Ditch the Palico. The time of the WudWud is now

[CountCapacollo]

Objectively better looking, objectively match the theme better of monster hunter.

Cave grug feline is superior. I'm tired of these overly squeeky, trying to be cute, ugly cats.

Remember cats carry parasites in their feces that make the human brain addicted to cat pee and aborts human fetuses.

Look up Toxoplasma gondii, I'm not lying.

Cats are evil.

Now you know why cat people are disgusting.

RIP to our true homie: The Palamute

[Toyosatomimi no Miko]

I want my war hound palamute back.

[RotGoblin]

Ugh, dog people.

[GamingWithSilvertail]

What even is a wubwub.

[RotGoblin]

Diposting pertama kali oleh GamingWithSilvertail:

What even is a wubwub.

Dubstep, I think.

WudWud's are the new Grymalkine race.

[Herja]

you and I could never be friends

[Nihrahk]

The hell's a WudWud?

Nvm, looked it up. I dunno, they look kinda feral, like they would slit my throat when I'm sleeping.

[𝐕𝖆𝖒𝖕]

WudWud superiority

[GamingWithSilvertail]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Nihrahk:

The hell's a WudWud?

Nvm, looked it up. I dunno, they look kinda feral, like they would slit my throat when I'm sleeping.

Children in skyrim all over again :v

[Zulban]

I like the felynes and palicos, but I can understand WudWuds seeming to fit the theme of Monster Hunter better.

[CountCapacollo]

wud...wud...

wudwud..

WudWud

WUDWUD!

WUDWUD!!

WUDWUD!!!


Their time is now!

[Scipo0419]

According to TierZoo, Cats are also S-Tier companions to humans. Some benefits of having a cat:

1. Cats can lower the risk of heart disease
   
2. Their purring can help heal bones, tendons and muscles.
   
3. They can help you sleep better
   
4. Women will find you more attractive (apparently? I didn't read the source study)
   
5. They reduce stress and anxiety
   
6. Can help your kids have less allergies
   
7. Even just watching cat videos boosts energy and positivity

Source: https://www.goodnet.org/articles/7-scientifically-proven-health-benefits-being-cat-owner

Don't get me wrong, dogs are great. I love dogs. But if it weren't for my wife being more of a dog person we'd only have cats (We have 3 dogs and 3 cats. Perfectly balanced...)

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[Ograus]

how about combat-wombat companions? *g*

[CountCapacollo]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Scipo0419:

According to TierZoo, Cats are also S-Tier companions to humans. Some benefits of having a cat:

1. Cats can lower the risk of heart disease
   
2. Their purring can help heal bones, tendons and muscles.
   
3. They can help you sleep better
   
4. Women will find you more attractive (apparently? I didn't read the source study)
   
5. They reduce stress and anxiety
   
6. Can help your kids have less allergies
   
7. Even just watching cat videos boosts energy and positivity

Source: https://www.goodnet.org/articles/7-scientifically-proven-health-benefits-being-cat-owner

Don't get me wrong, dogs are great. I love dogs. But if it weren't for my wife being more of a dog person we'd only have cats (We have 3 dogs and 3 cats. Perfectly balanced...)

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I refuse to be diplomatic on this issue due to the truth behind my statements.

Dogs do all that, and they also protect you from/and provide other things such as:

- Wildlife
- Home invaders
- Cleanup the floor
- More reliable companions
- Learn tricks easier
- Herd Cattle
- Rescue Humans from Avalanches
- Make Excellent Therapy Animals that can actually be relied on
- Genetically evolved with us from an early time in human history
- Used in Armed Forces/Military/Authorities for their multi-faceted uses


No thanks cats. You don't compare.

I'm trying to restrain myself from listing the negatives of cats, because they're major, and they specifically harmful to the environment and the human race.

https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/
https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

We should have left them in the biological gutter where they belonged. You have Egypt to thank their predominance today.

[RotGoblin]

I tend to find that folks that dislike cats dislike them because you can't control them....

[CountCapacollo]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Goblin:

I tend to find that folks that dislike cats dislike them because you can't control them....

I tend to find folks that like cats seem to have mental health issues.

Sorry not me, that's just the scientific data behind it:

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/295012

New research claims the animals could increase our risk of mental illnesses, including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Ho ho, the text speaks for itself.