Why are cats not cooking our food

[Soulcatcher]

Where is the cat kitchens with master chefs who provide us massive platters of delicious food

Why are we cooking alone in a tent with a couple pots and all we know how to make is a steak with like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheese and some grass on it

???

Makes me mad every time I have to get my food buff ♥♥♥♥ you capcom

[YMD]

so sad to eat alone in a tent.
Wanna see cute cats make hearty meals

[[Asgard] Thor]

At least the food looks good unlike those balls from Rise.

[Musica]

Originally posted by Asgard Thor:

At least the food looks good unlike those balls from Rise.

ASMR or balls of rice. Throw up in my mouth from the sound or not throw up. hmmmmm

[Silavire]

Sorry, but we were told not to do racial segregation anymore. The aborigines do cook for us sometimes, though. When they feel like making a sandwich.

[Soulcatcher]

Originally posted by Silavire:

Sorry, but we were told not to do racial segregation anymore. The aborigines do cook for us sometimes, though. When they feel like making a sandwich.

There is nothing racial about loving your chad cat friends who are actual professional chefs when you as a dumb monster hunter are not and you get to come home to your awesome friends who love cooking and making you feel good via their fantastic cat chef skills and the smile on your face is payment enough to them

Crapcom

[Reyn]

its coming in the next Major Update , the Player hub gathering hall , its announced and everytime u check the claim cat it pops up , but we never read felyne scriptures XD

[Lion Bird Plate Plate Feather Fe]

.... I miss Babushcat's cooking so much. I want gran gran to feed me again. :(

[Kashra Fall]

You start the game off on an expedition into the forbidden lands.
The forbidden lands has no guild presence, only natives and monsters.
You end the game with the guild coming into to see your progress/document them.

That means the base of operations (Big hub.) coming in april, will likely have the things you want in it. Housing/palico cooks etc. So in short, it's a narrative thing.

All the other games you had established bases you worked out of and had active guild members.

[𝙳𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙰]

the palicoes were giving people toxoplasmosis on purpose so they're in time-out.

[Khergit Horse Archer]

hi due to inflation the cats have been fired and replaced with rations

[YMD]

Originally posted by Khergit Horse Archer:

hi due to inflation the cats have been fired and replaced with rations

And they replaced eggs with tofu lol.

[Hurricane]

Yeah did they just cut this to save money? And what's up with the cat having subs? Or even a human voice!!!

Who made this game? Coz it wasn't the world or rise team! Rise was awful food but world was pog and now we have this crap... yikes

[Will it Blend]

Do not insult the cheese.

[Soulcatcher]

Originally posted by Khergit Horse Archer:

hi due to inflation the cats have been fired and replaced with rations

hahahahahahahahaha

[Nolo Contendere]

*meowster
*purrfessional

furr ♥♥♥♥'s sake OP, if you're gonna ♥♥♥♥♥ about the lack of cats, get the damn cat puns right.