The Keeper's meal looks so pathetic when you order it from Grand Hub.

[Honorable_D]

Literally just a few bowls of some leaves and vegetables. Who thought this was a even remotely appetizing? lol

[ZYED]

uhh the Keepers?

[Honorable_D]

Originally posted by ZYED:

uhh the Keepers?

Them poor bastards been living in a cave, isolated from the entire world for centuries. They legit have no clue what good food is.

[ZYED]

Originally posted by Honorable_D:

Originally posted by ZYED:

uhh the Keepers?

Them poor bastards been living in a cave, isolated from the entire world for centuries. They legit have no clue what good food is.

I think that's exactly why. That's why Suja got the best food, they live long, knows a lot and got access to everything

[konn]

I got invited to their cave for a feast once. Food was all white and vegetarian like. They didn't even serve any wyverian milk. Not very hospitable.

[brewedjuice]

i mean i feel that way about their meal even in their town.. like oh boy.. a raw tomato.. oh boy.. a clove of garlic.. oh boy.. a leaf of lettuce... it feels like a hipster restaurant trying to sell me a "deconstructed salad" or something.

[Jethro]

Of course they have no food culture since they're living isolated in their world..

..almost like the US..

[The Debauchery]

Doesn't bother me. It gives Capture Pro. Best meal for my purposes.
Besides... I like physalis. I bet there are some players that don't even realise it is a real fruit.

Definitely better than the desert monkeys and their baked beans on naan bread.

[konn]

Originally posted by あらあら、うふふ！:

Originally posted by ailia85:

nah the meal just looks unappetizing, nothing to do with meat comsuption or personal food preference.

I know very well what the rant is about, and I hope I do not need to explain my satire. However, the joke might have flown above your head as you find appetising pieces of beef steamed with your bowels' warmth and sprinkled with your rectum's Nutella. That can also be an option. There are many palates all over the world, after all.

i dont think he'll recover from that