I personally do not like Alma.

[Bobo's Banana Business]

In world:

"We did it, we won!" - Handler

What do you mean we? What have you done? I'm the one getting my asscheeks clapped here, not you, so shaddup.

Capcom heard this disturbance and decided to fix it...

In Wilds:

Now she can accompany you. Oh, good, she's actually doing something.

"A tempered monster?! Just look at the size of that scar..."

Yes, I can see it, now get out of my way so I can shoot it, please.

Oh, good, she's actually doing something, and I can also say that this has backfired.
She's also more annoying than helpful, my Palico and me are just perfect as it is.

[Wren]

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Originally posted by early devonian girl:

you ignored the explanation the game gave you and then got mad and acted like there wasn't one.

You know what, I'm done arguing. This is beneath me. Arguing will only give the trolls more ammo to use against me, "If your foe is of choleric anger, then seek to irritate him." Yes, I know about The Art of War.

"I can quote the art of war but I can't understand the concept of a hunting guild" isn't a flex

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by early devonian girl:

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

You know what, I'm done arguing. This is beneath me. Arguing will only give the trolls more ammo to use against me, "If your foe is of choleric anger, then seek to irritate him." Yes, I know about The Art of War.

woah that's badass i'm on your side now alma sucks

She sucks because she is annoying, there, I said it. Just me and my Palico were more than enough. I never asked her to join me, the story made that happen.

I could not disable her, as much as I would like to. So, I have to tolerate her, which I do well enough.

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by Wren:

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

You know what, I'm done arguing. This is beneath me. Arguing will only give the trolls more ammo to use against me, "If your foe is of choleric anger, then seek to irritate him." Yes, I know about The Art of War.

"I can quote the art of war but I can't understand the concept of a hunting guild" isn't a flex

Are you finished making an ass of yourself? Judging by your previous actions, which were antagonistic from the beginning, I'm guessing not.

[Wren]

95 year old comic about why unchecked overhunting is bad, actually[academy.allaboutbirds.org]

also inb4 "waah politics"

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by Wren:

95 year old comic about why unchecked overhunting is bad, actually[academy.allaboutbirds.org]

also inb4 "waah politics"

And you expect me to trust this link?

Also, what does politics have to do with hunting monsters?

Monsters also respawn like every thirty minutes, sometimes even short than that. What's the big problem?

[Wren]

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Originally posted by Wren:

"I can quote the art of war but I can't understand the concept of a hunting guild" isn't a flex

Are you finished making an ass of yourself? Judging by your previous actions, which were antagonistic from the beginning, I'm guessing not.

I don't respect you + you fascinate me + I feel morally responsible to ensure you end the day with at least a basic understanding of reading comprehension + I'm at work and I'm bored + Alma is cute and I want to kiss her

[Wren]

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Originally posted by Wren:

95 year old comic about why unchecked overhunting is bad, actually[academy.allaboutbirds.org]

also inb4 "waah politics"

And you expect me to trust this link?

Also, what does politics have to do with hunting monsters?

I am officially obsessed with you and want to get your face as a full back tattoo at Claire's

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by Wren:

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Are you finished making an ass of yourself? Judging by your previous actions, which were antagonistic from the beginning, I'm guessing not.

I don't respect you + you fascinate me + I feel morally responsible to ensure you end the day with at least a basic understanding of reading comprehension + I'm at work and I'm bored + Alma is cute and I want to kiss her

Your respect means nothing to me; I am not fascinated by you; I would appreciate it if you didn't hit below the belt where it's clear that it isn't necessary, because that's all you did the entire time you were here; being bored at work isn't my problem; and you wanting to kiss her should be kept private.

Is there anything else I missed?

[rhabdophobia]

why should wanting to kiss her be kept private what's inappropriate about kissing

[Wren]

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Originally posted by Wren:

I don't respect you + you fascinate me + I feel morally responsible to ensure you end the day with at least a basic understanding of reading comprehension + I'm at work and I'm bored + Alma is cute and I want to kiss her

Your respect means nothing to me; I am not fascinated by you; I would appreciate it if you didn't hit below the belt where it's clear that it isn't necessary, because that's all you did the entire time you were here; being bored at work isn't my problem; and you wanting to kiss her should be kept private.

actually being bored at work IS your problem as it's why I'm here

Also pls dm me a high res photo of your face for no particular reason

[Wren]

Originally posted by early devonian girl:

why should wanting to kiss her be kept private what's inappropriate about kissing

kissing gives you cooties, a known sexually transmitted infection

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by early devonian girl:

why should wanting to kiss her be kept private what's inappropriate about kissing

I wouldn't care about it if the woman didn't annoy me so much.

I go to a pop-up camp, "Can't forget supplies..."

Yes, in fact, this is why I was headed there. Aside from a litany of other irritating things she says on loop.

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by Wren:

Originally posted by Mongolian Terry Crews:

Your respect means nothing to me; I am not fascinated by you; I would appreciate it if you didn't hit below the belt where it's clear that it isn't necessary, because that's all you did the entire time you were here; being bored at work isn't my problem; and you wanting to kiss her should be kept private.

actually being bored at work IS your problem as it's why I'm here

Also pls dm me a high res photo of your face for no particular reason

I still think that Valve should take their security more seriously if they want business. It's pretty fundamental. I'm not even a businessman and I can say that.

When somebody blocks you, what does that mean? Just an honest question.

So, feel free to answer it honestly.

You want me to understand the concept of literacy, first off, rude, it's my best subject. And secondly, that has nothing to do with the topic of this convo.

And I want you to understand the necessity of a block button, as you can see, we've reached an impasse.

Lastly, how dare you attempt to dox me, as yes, I know what that is. After that, I have a lot more incentive not to respect you. I already hate being around other humans and you're not helping.

[LexAnimex]

I loved handler in world. I loved everything about world. Damn. I wish I could enjoy Wilds more

[Bobo's Banana Business]

Originally posted by LexAnimex:

I loved handler in world. I loved everything about world. Damn. I wish I could enjoy Wilds more

You're correct, in world, you don't have the handler up your butt 24/7 like a keebler elf searching for chocolate for his cookies.