How to rage bait a Monster Hunter player?

[Gaderic]

I plan on playing this game, first time playing MH in general, with my friend soon. He has played this franchise for a very long time. The game seems very fun but I want to mess with him a little. It is a bit of a tradition when we play each other's games. Is there anything I could say or do that could rage bait him a bit when we play? Nothing too serious of course.

[Madao]

Foolishness, Gaderic. Now he will see this topic and know. The surprise is ruined.

Uhh...tell him every MH should have a story like this and focus on it, while regularly remarking how difficult the game is and you're glad he is there to help?

[Avid]

insult the palico

[Nut]

Use bombs to make him ragdoll

[Perilous Muffin]

Continuously refer to Rathian as "He/Him". Keep doing so even after you are corrected.

[vindurza]

get a big weapon and launch him if he isn't using flinch free he will fly

[Siameasy]

go longsword and always stay right next to him and flail wildy - he literally wont get an attack off until he can get a gem that stops it.

[zero]

barrel bombs will be your friend for this

[KingOfFriedChicken]

Play long sword, always fight near him, DO IT!

[KingOfFriedChicken]

Origineel geplaatst door Siameasy:

go longsword and always stay right next to him and flail wildy - he literally wont get an attack off until he can get a gem that stops it.

Great minds think alike lol

[Wine-dark sea]

When you fight a monster with a tail, incessantly remind him to cut the tail off.

[SCIM]

Origineel geplaatst door Perilous Muffin:

Continuously refer to Rathian as "He/Him". Keep doing so even after you are corrected.

This legitimately triggers me though, lol

[KingOfFriedChicken]

Origineel geplaatst door Madao:

Foolishness, Gaderic. Now he will see this topic and know. The surprise is ruined.

Uhh...tell him every MH should have a story like this and focus on it, while regularly remarking how difficult the game is and you're glad he is there to help?

On top of this, tell him you love how the cutscenes force you into single play and its cool you have to leave a hunt to rejoin him in his hunt every time, so smooth and not totally disrupting 🤣

[Gaderic]

Origineel geplaatst door Madao:

Foolishness, Gaderic. Now he will see this topic and know. The surprise is ruined.

Uhh...tell him every MH should have a story like this and focus on it, while regularly remarking how difficult the game is and you're glad he is there to help?

He does not check these discussions ever but thank ya. And if he does for once, it would make it more funny to him if I go ahead with it anyway lol.

[Gaderic]

Origineel geplaatst door SCIM:

Origineel geplaatst door Perilous Muffin:

Continuously refer to Rathian as "He/Him". Keep doing so even after you are corrected.

This legitimately triggers me though, lol

What is the back story here?

[KingOfFriedChicken]

Something I do that irritates my friends is I say every minster name wrong! Chatacabra? Nah chupacabra! Quagmiretrice? Nah turkeysaurs Rex!