Monster Hunter Wilds

Monster Hunter Wilds

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ThIS GAME IS GOING TO DETROY HUMANITY
We as a species will never recover from this ♥♥♥♥. In 200 years when aliens are picking through the ruins of our civilization, they'll find a copy of Wilds, play it, and understand exactly why we collapsed.

They'll say "Meep morp meep morp (Wow I can't believe how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the optimization is on this. Truly a relic of a failed species)"

They'll bring it 10,000 light years back to their home planet to display in a museum showcasing just how badly humans ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. A giant sign will point down to the glass case encapsulating the cursed game with the text translating to "8/10 IGN - "shockingly EASY""

A small alien child will play the demo kiosk and violently VOMIT at how easy it is. His mother pulls him away whispering how it was bound to happen coming into contact with a product of such incapable lifeforms.

THIS is our legacy -- thanks Crapcom
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Originally posted by Các cháu tránh ra:
Lame
No, this is good i like it and find it amusing and cool :MagicalKawaii:
Pizzle Feb 26 @ 3:40pm 
Originally posted by Nezuko Pizza Delivery:
Originally posted by Các cháu tránh ra:
Lame
No, this is good i like it and find it amusing and cool :MagicalKawaii:
Then your sense of humor is long gone. This is like low hanging fruit. While it might be funny (if you want it to fail) in general its kinda ....Meh. Its not really that funny.
jacoo Feb 26 @ 3:40pm 
meep morp morp meep
Niteχ Feb 26 @ 3:46pm 
Originally posted by jacoo:
meep morp morp meep
this guy gets it
Gnarp gezorpa nerp nerp *SLUR* snorp snorp (I really liked this post *GAMER*, make another!)
저지 Feb 26 @ 3:50pm 
I love how the community just decides whats a "optimized game" and what isnt. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 launched and has not been updated yet, and if you aggro a town, the FPS drop to 10-30. Half of the Dialogues are wrongly translated or have typos - Sometimes Characters just start to speak in a different language very very fast, skipping half the dialogues.

But the community agreed its "optimized" on release.

Now MH Wilds isnt even out, no day one patch, no Drivers, but everyone agrees it runs bad.

Can we wait for the release?
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Date Posted: Feb 26 @ 3:30pm
Posts: 8