Wilds teaches us all to be braindead spammers :(

[Hardwenzen]

Today i tried to use my feet to play the game, and it was possible. I just went ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spamming every button imaginable on my controller (with a charge blade) using my toes, and was able to CC monsters left and right.

Because there is zero sense of danger in the whole game that costs $70 and took them 6 years to develop, you're allowed to spam brainlessly without ever thinking about anything.

Playing Shadow of the Erdtree after this brainless spam fest must be a real experience, having to re-adjust for non-feet-friendly gameplay, you know😢

I remember tha once uppon a time, MH was the extreme opposite of a spam fest game😢

Thank you tourists for ruining the IP.

[CH13F]

like previous entries were any different. what you expecting from arcade hacknslash? i dont get it. really, are you really this confused about the genre you picked? when you gonna get that this aint a souls like game just because monsters hit hard.

what we playing is no different than playing dynasty warriors, almost.

[The Vagrant Knight]

Tempered 5 star Gore Magala entered chat

[Nauct]

The 5 star tempered monsters will almost one shot you. Just fight those

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by CH13F:

like previous enties were any different. what you expecting from arcade hacknslash, i dont get it. when you gonna get this aint a souls like game just because monsters hit hard.

what we playing is no different than playing dynasty warriors, almost.

What previous titles are you referring to? Cuz its kinda like that in world, sure, but the older ones, positioning was a thing, while nowadays, forget about it.

[Treyen]

game easy, check. tons of hyperbole, check. mentions elden ring/soulslike, check. calls new players "tourists" or otherwise gatekeeps the game, check. my bingo card is about to buss

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by Nauct:

The 5 star tempered monsters will almost one shot you. Just fight those

I just stopped playing like 40 minutes ago, did nothing else by 5 star arkveld. It would be difficult with my feet, sure, but using my hands, ♥♥♥♥♥ extremely easy. Would most likely have more trouble if i didn't play a ton of the beta killing arkveld, i guess, but as is, its way too braindead easy, and i have never been one shot (not that i can remember outside of the beta).

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by Treyen:

game easy, check. tons of hyperbole, check. mentions elden ring/soulslike, check. calls new players "tourists" or otherwise gatekeeps the game, check. my bingo card is about to buss

You even had elden ring in your bingo card? That's impressive, i must say.

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by The Vagrant Knight:

Tempered 5 star Gore Magala entered chat

He would win against my feet, yes. Too much aoe spam for my feet to handle.

[Nauct]

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

Originally posted by Nauct:

The 5 star tempered monsters will almost one shot you. Just fight those

I just stopped playing like 40 minutes ago, did nothing else by 5 star arkveld. It would be difficult with my feet, sure, but using my hands, ♥♥♥♥♥ extremely easy. Would most likely have more trouble if i didn't play a ton of the beta killing arkveld, i guess, but as is, its way too braindead easy, and i have never been one shot (not that i can remember outside of the beta).

Gore is the only real monster so far. I'm sure we'll get harder monsters in updates and Master Rank we will actually have a game

[CH13F]

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

Originally posted by CH13F:

like previous enties were any different. what you expecting from arcade hacknslash, i dont get it. when you gonna get this aint a souls like game just because monsters hit hard.

what we playing is no different than playing dynasty warriors, almost.

What previous titles are you referring to? Cuz its kinda like that in world, sure, but the older ones, positioning was a thing, while nowadays, forget about it.

it wasnt important not one bit. it was roll,evade and block spam fest. noone cared about positions, everyone attacked every part and thats how it still is.

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by Nauct:

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

I just stopped playing like 40 minutes ago, did nothing else by 5 star arkveld. It would be difficult with my feet, sure, but using my hands, ♥♥♥♥♥ extremely easy. Would most likely have more trouble if i didn't play a ton of the beta killing arkveld, i guess, but as is, its way too braindead easy, and i have never been one shot (not that i can remember outside of the beta).

Gore is the only real monster so far. I'm sure we'll get harder monsters in updates and Master Rank we will actually have a game

Sure, but how long will this take? The game is out, i want to be challenged now, and not by more than 1 or 2 monsters, but multiple. Instead, we might be waiting until 2028 before challenging content is available. That's years gone waiting. I am not OK with this, not OK at all.

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by CH13F:

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

What previous titles are you referring to? Cuz its kinda like that in world, sure, but the older ones, positioning was a thing, while nowadays, forget about it.

it wasnt important not one bit. it was roll,evade and block spam fest. noone cared about positions, everyone attacked every part and thats how it still is.

I think your brain got polluted by Wilds, bro😕

[Nauct]

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

Originally posted by Nauct:

Gore is the only real monster so far. I'm sure we'll get harder monsters in updates and Master Rank we will actually have a game

Sure, but how long will this take? The game is out, i want to be challenged now, and not by more than 1 or 2 monsters, but multiple. Instead, we might be waiting until 2028 before challenging content is available. That's years gone waiting. I am not OK with this, not OK at all.

Try to get a world record speed run, that's still pretty hard

[Hardwenzen]

Originally posted by Nauct:

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

Sure, but how long will this take? The game is out, i want to be challenged now, and not by more than 1 or 2 monsters, but multiple. Instead, we might be waiting until 2028 before challenging content is available. That's years gone waiting. I am not OK with this, not OK at all.

Try to get a world record speed run, that's still pretty hard

Of course its pretty hard to beat a timer, but this is not the "hard" i am looking for. I want to be sweating because its difficult to survive, not looking at a damn timer to beat, which i genuinely do not care one bit about, and is only relevant to content creators, not i.

Outside of Fatalis, the fight that i really enjoyed in World was Extremoth when the fight was first introduced. Pugging that thing was really difficult, and because of high chance of failure, i just kept replaying it a billion times just for the sake of a challenge. This is what i need at the endgame, not a temp arkveld lol.

[Nauct]

Originally posted by Hardwenzen:

Originally posted by Nauct:

Try to get a world record speed run, that's still pretty hard

Of course its pretty hard to beat a timer, but this is not the "hard" i am looking for. I want to be sweating because its difficult to survive, not looking at a damn timer to beat, which i genuinely do not care one bit about, and is only relevant to content creators, not i.

Outside of Fatalis, the fight that i really enjoyed in World was Extremoth when the fight was first introduced. Pugging that thing was really difficult, and because of high chance of failure, i just kept replaying it a billion times just for the sake of a challenge. This is what i need at the endgame, not a temp arkveld lol.

I wanted more Elden Ring so I beat the game and DLC at level 1 with no cheese, just a Claymore. Gotta make your own challenge. Try low rank armor, no Seikret in combat, leave the cat at home, no going to camp to refill.
Make your own fun, you don't need a few lines of code to do it for you