Monster Hunter Wilds

Monster Hunter Wilds

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Jesha Mar 12 @ 7:40pm
We are getting Robbed
In terms of male human and female Monster breeding, Mizutsune is the most compatible Monster for humans.
She has water element and Mizutsune secretes a soapy fluid that coats its entire body, which combined with its unique fur, Make our body feel comfortable during intercourse. And don't forget that Mizutsune's behavior isn't very aggressive towards hunters and likes to spend its time resting. Female Mizutsune have duller colors and smaller fins. Making it more Tight for us when we enter in her "Cave".

But, bad news is we are getting rob by CAPCOM by release her at April. Why?
Mizutsune's Japanese name, Tamamitsune (タマミツネ), is a mix between Tamamo-no-Mae (a legendary fox spirit from Japanese mythology) and kitsune (kanji: 狐 / kana: キツネ) meaning "fox" in Japanese.
So, We can say she is a fox based monster. Now, When is Fox mating season? Foxes mate from January through March. After a gestation period of 51 to 53 days, females give birth to a litter averaging 4 or 5 pups in the spring.

So CAPCOM intentionally released her in April so Mizutsune wouldn't be in heat so we can't do intercourse with'em.

L move, CAPCOM👎
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SHOKK♥ Mar 12 @ 7:44pm 
Literally unplayable...
One problem, the mizu being added is male.
CH13F Mar 12 @ 7:54pm 
some people got too much spare time
Speirs Mar 12 @ 8:00pm 
This is a clear reminder why you shouldnt do crack, dont be like OP
Originally posted by CH13F:
some people got too much spare time

It is just a version of the pokemon vaporeon copypasta. So it is not even original.
Research well done.
Retsubty Mar 12 @ 8:05pm 
Originally posted by CH13F:
some people got too much spare time

Explains most of the behavior on this board.
D-Fence Mar 12 @ 8:13pm 
Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ
It is an outrage. I have sent letters to the Japanese Prime Minister, in hopes he will get Capcom to rectify this atrocity.
NashDash Mar 12 @ 8:24pm 
Time 2 go 2 bed now...
Kada Mar 12 @ 9:32pm 
Mizu we fight in game are all males, btw.
Velber Mar 12 @ 9:33pm 
Originally posted by zmanbuilder:
Originally posted by CH13F:
some people got too much spare time

It is just a version of the pokemon vaporeon copypasta. So it is not even original.
except the company that owns Pokemon confirmed that as real apparently, those kinky weirdos
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Date Posted: Mar 12 @ 7:40pm
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