can get fisted by a robot 10/10

they laced my chems with estrogen

the crippled grandpa of video games that trips and crashes every 5 minutes but he's got some very interesting stories to tell also you can ask him if the alcoholic cowgirl in his story can actually look good and have huge knockers and he's nice enough to oblige.

"sure, sonny. we'll make cbbe work and install that zzjay npc overhaul you want. now then, where was I...?"