Great Lines of Dialog

[Docsprock]

I saw a post here recently where someone had said the writing for FONV was terrible.

Perhaps some of the plot lines are weak, but a lot of the dialog is hilarious! Cass has some great lines, along with Cachino, Veronica, Fantastic.

What are some of your favorites?

[=[T$CElite]= Mr. House]

"Hate the sin, love the sinner. But sometimes it's hard to look past all that sin and find the person behind it." - Joshua Graham.

[pike]

deputy dog in primm , "the recorded tape "
and i too wouldnt mind a suit like that

[Bansheebutt]

In response to being told he's the new Sheriff:

"Oh no, I'm just a deputy, and I can't be deputy without a Sheriff. It's called Chain-of-Command."
-Deputy Beagle.

[Vita, Mortis, Careo]

There are many reasons why that would be a bad idea. I will illuminate three. First, do not believe that because Daniel is a missionary he is incapable of or unwilling to defend himself. Second, if you harm Daniel or any of the Sorrows or Dead Horses, I will find you. Make no mistake. God willing, you will not leave this valley. Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you now, but it's the most important thing I've said.--Joshua Graham

Ah, General Oliver. I expected you would survive. I see you've met my star employee. A real performer, obviously - and a lot more reliable than the other candidate I considered for the position. I'd pay very close attention to what he has to say, as well as any official papers he hands over for your perusal. Let's get on with it, shall we? Hmm?--Robert Edwin House

Hnh. Going to wipe the slate clean. Kimball, the Republic... Hardin, McNamara, my "brothers." Then I'll head back West. --Elijah

Caesar's will is the will of the Legion. And the West... all beneath the flag of the Great Bear exist to test the strength of the Legion. The West shall fall as the East fell, and all the tribes that stretch to the setting sun shall bear the mark of the Legion.--Lanius

[Vassago Rain]

Arcade's little quips when you sell him to Caesar are great.

Any dialogue with Caesar himself is pretty amazing.

[Vassago Rain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePVl1jMV_4

I can't get over this guy, Fantastic, and Arcade.

[pike]

Originally posted by Vassago Rain:

Arcade's little quips when you sell him to Caesar are great.

Any dialogue with Caesar himself is pretty amazing.

you sold the super quack!
in CS;go WE DONT SELL OUR BRO'S ! (unless it's for a really cool skin)

[Vassago Rain]

Originally posted by pike:

Originally posted by Vassago Rain:

Arcade's little quips when you sell him to Caesar are great.

Any dialogue with Caesar himself is pretty amazing.

you sold the super quack!
in CS;go WE DONT SELL OUR BRO'S ! (unless it's for a really cool skin)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yrpSQiAe9M

You haven't lived until you do it at least once.

[Zeitgeist2505]

Originally posted by Docsprock:

I saw a post here recently where someone had said the writing for FONV was terrible.

Perhaps some of the plot lines are weak, but a lot of the dialog is hilarious! Cass has some great lines, along with Cachino, Veronica, Fantastic.

What are some of your favorites?

Cass is my Lesbian side-kick.
We share a room at the Novac hotel ;-)
Those wild nights of drinking Whiskey and playing Strip Caravan <3

[Straybow]

J: I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgment.

C: Do you ever fall

J: Every day. Some days are... harder than others.

[hghwolf]

As usual...

"My sycophant tells me "yes"."

It`s such a great line because it`s so incredibly self aware both on the Couriers and the games part.

[Straybow]

I forgot that one, that was amusing

You don't get it, do you? The weapons I wield are forged from blood, flesh, sinew, bone - mortal stuff. Fragile, even. And yet my Legion obeys me, even unto death. Why? Because they live to serve the greater good, and they know of no alternatives.

[the nefarious crook]

-What's a Chicago?
-You should leave... before I get mad.
-I with Seizure's Luncheon.
-Raise your price or.... or.. You'll be "Chip" outta luck.
-*Display middle finger*
-But the girl is sick. With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?
- I'm going to introduce them to a world of pain. Bullet pain.
- We've got lasers, right? I thought we'd use lasers.
- I think bombs? Maybe bombs.
All lines said by the glorious mailman of justice himself

[Vassago Rain]

Upon arriving at the Big Empty.

>This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[the nefarious crook]

Originally posted by Vassago Rain:

Upon arriving at the Big Empty.

>This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

How did I forget that one