Best dialogue line in the game?

[wodsde]

Hard mode, no easy pete

[Vex Hilarius]

Ignacio: "Are you a maker of war, or peace?"
Courier: "Pizza."
Ignacio: "That's reassuring."

[Gonk]

They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's ♥♥♥♥'s that long. Not even Long ♥♥♥♥ Johnson, and he had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long ♥♥♥♥. Thus, the name.
-Cass

[Skaldy]

Legate Lanius(or what was his name) when you use your barter check to tell him that no matter the outcome of Hoover Dam battle, legion is doomed to collapse under its own weight if they try to hold Mojave Desert.

[Slithers]

Side with Joshua during Honest Hearts....

Courier - And you have the right to pull them off of their land?

Daniel - I've already explained to them that we're leaving! They've accepted it! What is Joshua going to tell them about being a warrior?

What are you going to tell them about how to live with themselves after they got lost in the moment, killed someone who didn't deserve to die.

Or does that not matter? Is that just an acceptable consequence if it means holding on to this valley?

There is no place left in this world for mercy. But even if tramples me into the dust, I will never accept it. And i will never condone it.

[Graceful Jabberwocky]

"-Perhaps a demonstration of my castrating POWER would settle your doubts.-"

[Dadpool]

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

[Ladez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUYpk9EtvCo

[The Real Private Kowalski]

"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU DOING MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM YOU ARE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL"

"Your a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and your brother was too"

"OH NOW IT'S ON"

[Amanoob105]

Maybe they'll be seen as a cop-outs. But it's too hard to just pick the one.

Literally anything from playing with a low INT character.
https://youtu.be/ZJKuWH-L7jU

Then there's anything said by No-bark.
First time you play the game: "Heh, silly crazy man say funny things".
Second time you play the game: "Hol' up....?!".

[Tiretracker]

Yes Man is full of gold so maybe this is cheating but

You.... blew it up....? :)

Its just funny, because that .....army..... seems like the secret weapon that was the whole point of ......you know. :)

I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself to make things more challenging. ;)))
[screams internally]

[ThatOneAsari]

"Hey, I can almost see down the barrel!"
-children when aiming a weapon at them

[Geruda]

Joshua Graham has amazing lines

[Mechenyi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbfKF6jq1s

[dave46563]

The Doctors from Old World Blues. Everything they say cracks me up. Especially Mobius. Hmmmmm, Mentats!

[SolidJungle]

"After all the ♥♥♥♥ I went through to get this, we're going to Jackson" - Dialogue after getting evidence showing that the Van Graffs and Crimson Caravan collaborated to destroy Cass's caravan.