Describe this game as accurately as possible

[Sabaithal]

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

[Faramund]

Originally posted by Sabaithal:

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

Balanced pvp

[nfinite.recursion]

Elden Ring: A game about why women shouldn't be in charge.

[Lynfinity]

A brave traveller sets out on a mission to spread the "Everything evolves into crab" religion, but he always gets interrupted by none other than D, the Food Critic, who always tries to trick him into wasting precious resources at iHop and Denny's. All the while the prawn-loving Deathrite Bird keeps stealing prawns from Boggart, gaslighting him that he already paid him through PayPal even though Boggart doesn't have it.

I really hope someone gets the reference

[pix]

something about an old onion ring? idk i dont read the lore.

[Lord Bob]

Elden Ring is a cheerful dress up simulator, featuring everyone's beloved dimension travelling god entity Patches who will totally attend a festival with you and stay to defend your life if you just ask him nicely.

Play to find out about why you get all the ladies, why everyone loves you in the Lands Between and why a girl you just met forces you to take her car and bring her home.

If you pre order now, you will get access to multiplayer without random disconnects whenever the boss is just short of closing their eyes forever, and happy colored people entering your game to enrich you with the joyous culture of Volcano Manor.

The newly announced dlc introduces the long awaited animal herding sim, featuring a rideable water buffalo which thinks that you're not going to make it, a BIG lightning surprise which is faster than your car, several giant cool 😎 guys who spread the coolness to the denizens of the Happy Realm, and a fatherless monstrosity that just needs a hug.

Only available on EPIC games.

[Zogtar]

Elden Ring is the lore of Burger King.

[Weedsmell]

is a return to form for the souls series

[Senki]

man in underwear wielding wooden club kills god family to make the world a better place

[Majrick]

ER is for the dedicated souls gamer with clear cut objectives and no extraneous side tracks/ areas/ quests to divert you from achieving your rightful inheritance. The extra wide display, inclusion of gender inclusive builds in rainbow colours ,non lagging performance are complemented with a Discussion forum that provides an avenue to vent your support, or otherwise, of game related topics. Judicious Monitoring maintains the integrity of the forum. PvP is particularly well catered for.

[drunk driver]

Elden Ring is one of the worst games of all time.

[psheue]

ER is a game about running through fields of pretty flowers.

[Switch Actions]

Really fun coop with good netcode and you get summoned so often!

[Syracusian Sock Sniffer]

Rollslop

[Sabaithal]

Originally posted by drunk driver:

Elden Ring is one of the games of all time.

Originally posted by Sabaithal:

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[drunk driver]

Originally posted by Sabaithal:

Originally posted by drunk driver:

Elden Ring is one of the worst games of all time.

Originally posted by Sabaithal:

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

YOU HAD ONE JOB

There you go.