Recent reviews by jumbo

this ♥♥♥♥ is so buggy and visually displeasing. the aesthetics are awesome. problem - they are on unreal. unless you have nasa equipment, the "stunning" visuals take appx 8-10 seconds to load the full texture in. not to mention the navigation. it's very jittery and not satisfying. in the daycare structures, the moon guy will get you in the slides because both of you clip through them.
i've played dozens of bad fangames and almost none of them were made as poorly as this.
a shame this is coming from steel wool, but they seem to have spent all that delay time making that intro cutscene and nothing more. this wasn't playtested, this wasn't optimized, there is terrible screen tearing and no vsync option because your computer would explode. the framerate is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. the textures are either 2 pixels or 2000, and your pc suffers from it.
the only good things?
-voice acting is alright, but nothing to praise
-overall aesthetic is a cool concept, but again, is not optimized and runs like ♥♥♥♥ because of it
this game had everything going for it in concept, but just watch markiplier or dawko play it, there's no reason to waste $40.

$8 on sale for sonic 3 and knuckles + save states

and the other 57 games are nice i guess

-Trucker Tomar fellow
-Engaging and simple roguelike
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwLR1-C1F7Q
-Meat Cube Thwomps
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwLR1-C1F7Q
-Chunks being on a timer keeps the pace quick
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome art style
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwLR1-C1F7Q

run from big meatty moster he is a munger !!

i love mortal kombat and i love this game more than the rest while it does have flaws, its smooth, visually outstanding, and satisfying kombos to learn, along with the gooiest and meatiest fatalities and as much as i love this game i physically cannot play it due to gpu issues and i miss you baby please don't leave me you make me whole i just want to throw ice at robocop waaaaaaah :vsnake: :among us sad impostor sad spongebob sad:

i kill amoga impsostor 💪B)

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game and i hate that i play at least 10 hrs a week

is fun game,

the story is very lacking, cipher is the most boring and generic evil company, skull face is only memorable for his 2 funny lines, no David Hayter, basically its a really bad metal gear game.
HOWEVER
if you want a goofy game that's trying to hard to be top quality, with tons of meme potential, have at it.
the stealth gameplay is the only thing holding the cluster♥♥♥♥ together.

gambe goood