Recent reviews by THE WALL

Dead by daylight is like a crazy girlfriend. She is always making your life a living hell will slap you for even mentioning your friend lethal company but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is she so damn fine every time you think y’all break up you just don’t because she’s like “hey baby I buffed hillbilly and now he’s super fun!” And I and most of the Dbd community fall. The game itself is fun but both sides survivor and killers feel entitled to win at times so they make up their own rules. “You can’t run decisive strike!” “You can’t run noed!” “Nooo you can’t shine a flashlight in my eyes!” “Nooo you can’t chase me if I’m right off the hook even though I ran into you and gave you a free hit then ran into a dead zone noooo!” It’s just kinda annoying. Like especially against killers who are good at tunneling why would you run into a killer who’s good at doing that? 8 buffed hilllbillys out of 10 fine game 100000x better then overwatch 2

hella potential very fun but things that slow the game down too much lessen how good it is i think most of the maps kinda slow down the game enough to a fun pace to where its rather fast rotations then always just being fast which feels good its just when you add additional slow down to the mix where things feel problematic(stun guns, cloak, sentries, and gas to a lesser extent).if you were to remove stun guns entirely and nerf sentries though that would be fine by me but other then that i see myself having fun basically forever just needs some adjustments before it goes into my top 10 games close to team fortress 2, titan fall 2 and the incredible's video game on the ps2. solid 7 incredible's video games for the ps2 out of 10

MY EYES ARE NOW REPLACED WITH COAL 10/10 will play again :)

hello gordan

a good game but with a lot of things i hate this game and i have a love hate relationship once i get cross progression should be better though solid 7/10 now titanfall 2 though 10/10 maybe theres something to that? MAKE TITANFALL3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

eat rock feel god

Really nice looking fun satisfying game difficult but fun love the story a lot

FOR FREEDOM

overwatch 2 just makes me sad. overwatch 2 is like watching someone you once knew change into a bitter greedy horrible person. watching this game that i used to love get turn into a horrible unfun cash grab mess has been horrible because i know how fun this game used to sometimes be. i have about 1700 hours in overwatch i used to play it on console when i couldn't afford a PC yet, as a substitute for team fortress 2 a billion times better game then overwatch will ever be. I first played overwatch 2 on pc on battlenet put i a good amount of hours into it enough hours to tell you overwatch has been turned into something horrible founded off of empty promises horrible balance and greed. nothing has changed sense the first time i started playing in 2019. mei is still annoying as hell reaper is still busted against tanks and easy asf soldier 76 is still turn your brain off sim junkrat takes less skill then him somehow and anyone who plays pharah with a mercy deserves to have their puppy crushed slowly under a hydroilic press. the hero balancing situation would be better if you weren't forced to counterpick. lets say youre having fun playing genji or someone medium range (because most heros in this game are medium range) and someone decides to play pharah? guess what you gotta hop your ass off genji and play widow, ♥♥♥♥ it lets go deeper lets say the rest of your teams composition isnt good with your main hero? then as a result your team will suffer and so will you in the process. and it sucks because the only thing the ONLY thing i was so happy about and willing to deal with all this ♥♥♥♥ with until it came out with the story mode but of course that's gone too and im left with hero missions that I can pay for but guess what they have little to no replayablity and its a 20 dollar bundle. so wtf changed in overwatch 2? doomfist is a tank there are some new heroes you can and need to pay for because they are good as hell tank is 0.5% more fun and you have to buy skins now which sucks ass because sometimes in overwatch 1 it felt like thats all you were really building towards a new chance at that shiney new genji skin. but now there is no reason to play overwatch 2. zero unless you're a masochist and like competitive which then be my guest. in the meantime people with a brain please don't play this game its not worth your precious time or the patience it will suck you dry of. instead play a good game ill give you recommendations and small overviews of.


team fortress 2
an actual fun class based fps i recommend playing in community casual servers so you don't deal with hackers I cant tell you how much fun i have playing this game, whether it be mowing people down with my beautiful warpainted minigun or soaring through the skies as demoknight this game has something for everyone including people with brain damage ;)

titanfall 2
one of the greatest movement shooters of all time titanfall has something to offer for people who prefer a really fast paced game. launching yourself with a grenade check catapulting yourself around the map with a grappling hook check launching yourself from your titan and popping a stim and flying across the entire map no kidding you will fly across the entire map check again. play this game or ill come to your house and steal your eyes

pizza tower
mario meets sonic meets newgrounds the artstyle is beautiful and its so fast paced and adrenaline inducing please give this game a shot you are gurenteed to love it

have a happy death
a rougelike with a cute artstyle and a fun story (death got sick of his job and is now on the way to kill his fellow employees) its a pretty hard rougelike though but one with alot of replayablity due to its varaity in weapons and curses you can draw.

balloons td 6
funny monke pop balloons

stray
a fun exploration game where you play as a cat and discover the fate of humanity

ultrakill
another quickpaced fps with a varaity of weapons and low skill floors to those weapons but high skill ceilings for each of them

slime rancher 2
a cute game where you collect and take care of slimes sell materials they give you and explore the world

screw it ill even throw in cyberpunk 2077 just play anything but this please for me.

edit:
more games i thought id add that you will like playing more then overwatch 2

dead by daylight: 4 survivors try to repair generators to escape a killer balancing of the game is really good right now in my opinion

the finals: another movement shooter almost perfect but always fun none the less ive never been this fast rotating in a building in my life

minecraft: dunno how i didnt mention this before if you dont know what minecraft please look it up

bloodborne: a pretty fast paced souls like made by from softwares the perfect game to start loving souls like games atmosphere and mechanics with which brings me to

elden ring: another (this time open world) souls like but very different from bloodborne

project zomboid: a very unforgiving zombie game but very fun when gotten all the mechanics down

call of duty black ops 2: boots on the ground fps with one of the greatest zombies of any games ever download plutonium so you dont go against hackers

turbo overkill: .... chainsaw leg movement shooter need i say more?

lethal company: very fun horror game play with friends for max experiance but even without them you are gurenteed fun.... unless you have arachnophobia

watch dogs 1 and 2; think gta 5 but with hacking and a fun parkour system and a hella immersive world