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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.0 hrs on record
Add NFT's it would be the funny
Posted May 2.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
152.7 hrs on record (44.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Humanity is dead,
blood is fuel-
wait wait wait why does chorus.com say "metro sexual" rhymes with fuel?
Now my whole rhyme is ♥♥♥♥♥♥!?!?!
Posted February 3.
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168.9 hrs on record (124.2 hrs at review time)
This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection
Posted February 3.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
60.9 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
10/10

Though Wilson was kinda funny
turns out he was the most useful guy ever

I love Wilson
Posted March 9, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
I was semi-permanently lost, my memory is ♥♥♥♥ and the map didn't help and I just kinda lost interest. The combat is fun (not including fighting through the same place 100 times) and I want to do more of it, BUT I CANT FIND ANYTHING.
Posted January 14, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
626.2 hrs on record (378.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dude my favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ever, Great game play, story, and graphics (and not so good server hosting). Great game to play alone and down right hilarious with friends or other people, I only have about 400 hours but I plan on pouring hundreds more into this great game. I look forward to more updates and lots more fun.
Posted October 23, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.5 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Meh, it's fine
Posted August 6, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, bad controls, stupid mechanics, and other game play issue make this game just not fun.
Posted July 28, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.5 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
1st : 9 hours
2nd : 45 minutes
3rd : 30 minute
??????????? : MY POT IS GOLD I AM SPEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

PS: If you dislike this game then to be honest, your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser and cant commit to anything.
Posted October 20, 2021. Last edited April 13, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
80.5 hrs on record (71.9 hrs at review time)
Great game, made a huge machine.
Posted October 5, 2021.
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