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10 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The Baton is pretty much a reskinned knife, it has the same animations too, but this will make you feel like a military police officer guarding fort benning to beat non complying citizens that goes above 25mph near base. Nice!
Posted May 21, 2022. Last edited May 21, 2022.
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98 people found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
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9.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
The one time people started to like this game Dice. Abandoned. It. with how much of a disaster 2042 is, if dice wants to redeem themselves, then they can revive this game but its a shame, because Dice. Abandoned. It. official servers are crawling with cheaters because Dice. Abandoned. It. this same issue was also seen in Battlefield 1, and what happened to it? Dice. Abandoned. it. i really enjoyed this game, i really do. i just wish dice didnt. abandon. it. the moment people started to like this game. Right now community servers (Atleast in North America) are filled with Chinese hackers using VPNs that they bought with their Social Credit because they've been a good boy to Xi Jinnie Ping.

Such a shame, because in my opinion, the details on this game are almost on par with Battlefield 1's, (which most people also liked) and thats a good thing compared to 2042, but in all honesty, i feel mixed about this game.

So in Conclusion: This game is fun, I just wish dice didnt just leave it to rot, the same thing happened with Day Of Infamy when developers left it to die despite fans loving it. But Community Servers is a must because official servers are filled with Basement Dwelling Discord moderators that just purchased a cheat from easycheats.com cause they really dont have anything much better to do in real life.
Posted April 23, 2022. Last edited May 12, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.7 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
good game, But You're better off drinking Toilet Water or throwing your life away than Grinding in this sweatfest of an air battle game.
Posted April 10, 2022.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
The game is good, The problem is that it has the same amount of population as chernobyl.
Posted April 9, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
334.1 hrs on record (261.3 hrs at review time)
This game is fun for the most part but i think it gets boring once you finished the main story, Co-op for the most part is fun if you have friends to play with and arcade multiplayer is abandoned like Chernobyl, but the mods for this game is what made it fun, its a shame that people jump into bandwagon all because of a single crowbcat video.
Posted August 6, 2021.
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1.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This game lost the one thing that made the Postal series completely ironic and hilarious, Not saying that some parts of the game isnt funny, upon starting up the game you are greeted with an AMAZING 30-45 FPS! wow, the optimization in this game is nuts isnt it? i wouldnt doubt if any Naughty NASA employee start playing this game and blew up their supercomputer.

This will kill the game after some time, but buying this game at this state is like going in a dark alleyway while screaming for someone to rob you, only for a polite homeless man asking you if you could give him some money, i gave this a positive review months ago, but this dropped harder than the 2020 election ballets.

Positives and Negatives

+ Will make you an amazing Sigma Male Lonewolf
+ Will make you want to run into the opposite side of the road to crash into a family of five.

- Literally everything else that makes postal 2 fUnNy isnt here.
- Your Doctor will think You're lonely instead of calling you a Sigma Male Lonewolf.

So in Conclusion:

I feel mixed, but i bet You're better off drinking a portable toilet water or sticking a golf ball up your ass.
Posted July 31, 2021. Last edited May 21, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
862.6 hrs on record (185.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted October 24, 2018. Last edited July 10, 2022.
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